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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Jangran99 Fri 05-Jul-19 17:25:36

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do
Everything's silver, even the loo
She’s not one to brag
Or let standards sag

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FarNorth Fri 05-Jul-19 18:12:16

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do
Everything's silver, even the loo
She’s not one to brag
Or let standards sag
As she's naturally totally 'U'.

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'

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Jangran99 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:19:51

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:22:26

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy
Stuff gets left out

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Jangran99 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:29:51

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy
Stuff gets left out
But there's no doubt

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 20:22:41

But I am what's known as 'quite scruffy'
I'll never be prissy and fluffy
Stuff gets left out
But there's no doubt
I am like vampire Buffy

Today I was told to lose weight

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Jangran99 Fri 05-Jul-19 20:27:37

Today I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too latel

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 21:00:42

Today I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too latel
I'm certainly not giving up chocs

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Jul-19 21:02:40

Today I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too late
Although it's tough...

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 21:21:49

oday I was told to lose weight
I’m afraid it’s years too late
Although it's tough...
I'll find it rough

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callgirl1 Fri 05-Jul-19 22:09:47

Today I was told to lose weight
I`m afraid it`s years too late
Although it`s tough...……
I`ll find it rough
Leaving half of the food on my plate.

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh

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FarNorth Fri 05-Jul-19 22:19:27

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That's lucky as I have no dosh

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callgirl1 Fri 05-Jul-19 23:08:59

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That`s lucky as I have no dosh
The portions are small

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 23:13:32

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That`s lucky as I have no dosh
The portions are small
You've got to eat all

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 06:11:31

I`m not tempted at all by posh nosh
That`s lucky as I have no dosh
The portions are small
You've got to eat all
I do think it's all a bit tosh.

I wish I could keep a tidy house

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Jul-19 07:53:39

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse

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Bubbe Sat 06-Jul-19 08:23:12

But my door is open

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Bubbe Sat 06-Jul-19 08:23:43

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse
But my door is open

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 09:18:32

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse
But my door is open
Not to public I'm hoping!

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crazyH Sat 06-Jul-19 09:27:13

I wish I could keep a tidy house
Those glossy mags make me feel like a louse
But my door is open
Not to public I'm hoping!
And certainly not to a mouse.

There's many a slip between cup and lip

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 10:11:55

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip

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grandtanteJE65 Sat 06-Jul-19 10:15:19

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
with me it's bad knees

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2old4hotpants Sat 06-Jul-19 10:50:07

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
With me it's bad knees
But old age decrees

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henetha Sat 06-Jul-19 10:53:07

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
with me it's bad knees
As for my back, - please!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Jul-19 11:59:08

There's many a slip between cup and lip
And many a trip with an arthritic hip
with me it's bad knees
As for my back -please!
I fear doing an impromptu backward flip.

So I approach the stairs with great care

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