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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-19 07:31:51

When the pubs turn out each night
The streets are a sorry sight
With drunken riff raff
To tarry’s a gaffe
And everyone starting to fight

I long for a much quieter life

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Bubbe Thu 04-Jul-19 07:56:03

I long for a much quieter life
With neither fear nor strife

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 04-Jul-19 09:45:00

I long for a much quieter life
With neither fear nor strife
That peaceful, even keel

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henetha Thu 04-Jul-19 11:02:29

I long for a much quieter life
With neither fear nor strife
That peaceful, even keel
Time for my soul to heal

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2old4hotpants Thu 04-Jul-19 11:38:21

I long for a much quieter life
With neither fear nor strife
That peaceful, even keel
Time for my soul to heal
To feel me, not just somebody's wife

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2old4hotpants Thu 04-Jul-19 11:44:18

That last rhyme was very profound

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Bubbe Thu 04-Jul-19 12:13:51

That last rhyme was very profound
It's a fair cop your honour but I'll be bound

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Johno Thu 04-Jul-19 12:17:27

I once had a drink with TR

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 04-Jul-19 14:23:02

That last rhyme was very profound
It's a fair cop your honour but I'll be bound
I once had a drink with TR
In a pretty hotel with a bar

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2old4hotpants Thu 04-Jul-19 20:25:00

That last rhyme was very profound
It's a fair cop your honour but I'll be bound
I once had a drink with TR
In a pretty hotel with a bar
Is it just me this verse does confound?????

A limerick writer named Lear

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Jul-19 21:54:12

A limerick writer named Lear
Didn't make that verse any more clear!!

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FarNorth Thu 04-Jul-19 22:09:43

A limerick writer named Lear
Didn't make that verse any more clear!!
He liked to be witty

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Bubbe Thu 04-Jul-19 22:20:44

A limerick writer named Lear
Didn't make that verse any more clear!!
He liked to be witty
When penning a ditty

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Jul-19 22:34:46

A limerick writer named Lear
Didn't make that verse any more clear!!
He liked to be witty
When penning a ditty
We really could do with him here!

A burly young swimmer from Dover

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FarNorth Thu 04-Jul-19 22:47:31

A burly young swimmer from Dover
Had doggy-paddle races with Rover

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-19 23:27:38

A burly young swimmer from Dover
Had doggy-paddle races with Rover
The dog always won

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callgirl1 Thu 04-Jul-19 23:32:59

A burly young swimmer from Dover
Had doggy-paddle races with Rover
The dog always won,
But they had lots of fun,

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crazyH Thu 04-Jul-19 23:35:10

A burly young swimmer from Dover
Had doggy-paddle races with Rover
The dog always won
Swimmer got a bun

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-19 23:39:55

A burly young swimmer from Dover
Had doggy-paddle races with Rover
The dog always won,
But they had lots of fun,
And the dog licked him over and over

An elegant lady from Crewe

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crazyH Thu 04-Jul-19 23:44:11

An elegant lady from Crewe
Taught me how to make a brew

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FarNorth Fri 05-Jul-19 01:20:24

An elegant lady from Crewe
Taught me how to make a brew
It was ever so posh

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Bubbe Fri 05-Jul-19 07:19:32

An elegant lady from Crewe
Taught me how to make a brew
It was ever so posh
Not just a splosh

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-Jul-19 08:09:30

An elegant lady from Crewe
Taught me how to make a brew
It was ever so posh
Not just a splosh
So I didn't come across as 'non U'.

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do

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henetha Fri 05-Jul-19 10:46:15

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do
Everything's silver, even the loo

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Jul-19 14:08:42

Cheap mugs for her wouldn't do
Everything's silver, even the loo
She’s not one to brag

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