Limericks 7

I have lost count of the wildlife sharing my house
Say no more, my garage has inherited a mouse
While of nature I'm fond
Don't want to create a bond

I have lost count of the wildlife sharing my house
Say no more, my garage has inherited a mouse
While of nature I'm fond
Don't want to create a bond
And find myself snuggling up to a louse

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt meat or raw?

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt meat or raw?
Keep the kitchen grill on and leave it to Ma

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt meat or raw?
However it is; I say its cooking couture

oops, sorry!

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt meat or raw?
Keep the kitchen grill on and leave it to Ma
That's my feeling too

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt meat or raw?
Keep the kitchen grill on and leave it to Ma
It may be a wash-out

Oh goodness, I've done it again !!

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt meat or raw?
Keep the kitchen grill on and leave it to Ma
That's my feeling too
Grill is safer, it's true

Tomorrow a barbecue: will it be burnt or raw?
Keep the kitchen grill on and leave it to Ma
That's my feeling too
Grill is safer, it's true
If the meat's tough we'll need a saw.

Then after could we go boating?

Then after could we go boating?
No no dear, I prefer to go yachting

Then after could we go boating?
No no dear, I prefer to go yachting
A kayak's my choice

Then after could we go boating?
No no dear, I prefer to go yachting
A kayak's my choice
I'll go with the boys

Then after could we go boating?
No no dear, I prefer to go yachting
A kayak's my choice
I'll go with the boys
I wonder what Granddad is plotting?

I know he would rather go fishing

I know he would rather go fishing
And that's what Grandma is wishing

I know he would rather go fishing
And that's what Grandma is wishing
To catch a big one

I know he would rather go fishing
And that's what Grandma is wishing
To catch a big one
Barbie in the sun

I know he would rather go fishing
And that's what Grandma is wishing
To catch a big one
Barbie in the sun
A big pink salmon we'll be dishing.

How many should form the crew?

How many should form the crew?
It certainly needs more than two

How many should form the crew?
It certainly needs more than two
Five, six or seven?

How many should form the crew?
It certainly needs more than two
Five, six or seven?
We`ll go down to Devon,

How many should form the crew?
It certainly needs more than two
Five, six or seven?
We`ll go down to Devon,
To start a hullabaloo.

We'll order up cream teas and Champers

We'll order up cream teas and Champers
There's salmon and quiche in the hampers

We'll order up cream teas and Champers
There's salmon and quiche in the hampers
Such a wonderful feast