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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Bubbe Mon 15-Jul-19 09:05:48

We'll surely be noticed

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Bubbe Mon 15-Jul-19 09:23:05

We'll order up cream teas and Champers
There's salmon and quiche in the hampers
Such a wonderful feast
We'll surely be noticed

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henetha Mon 15-Jul-19 10:11:45

(Bubbe, friendly word, - the middle two lines should rhyme)

We'll order up cream teas and Champers
There's salmon and quiche in the hampers
Such a wonderful feast
We'll surely be noticed
But I'm not sharing it with those campers.

They can buy their own sausage and chips

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Jul-19 12:29:21

They can but their own sausage and chips
But I'll share my chocolate walnut whips

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Bellanonna Mon 15-Jul-19 19:54:52

They can but their own sausage and chips
But I'll share my chocolate walnut whips
The wine’s all for me

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callgirl1 Mon 15-Jul-19 21:31:34

They can buy their own sausage andchips
But I`ll share my chocolate walnut whips
The wine`s all for me
I`ve had two or three,

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Amagran Mon 15-Jul-19 23:19:28

They can buy their own sausage and chips
But I`ll share my chocolate walnut whips
The wine`s all for me
I`ve had two or three,
I hope that you'll save me one or two sips

There was once a young gremlin who felt bored

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Minniemoo Mon 15-Jul-19 23:21:15

There was once a young gremlin who felt bored
He fancied becoming a Lord

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Amagran Mon 15-Jul-19 23:43:14

There was once a young gremlin who felt bored
He fancied becoming a Lord
There'll be mischief a-plenty

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callgirl1 Mon 15-Jul-19 23:58:13

There was once a young gremlin who got bored
He fancied becoming a Lord
There`ll be mischief a-plenty
If he joins the gentry

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Amagran Tue 16-Jul-19 00:13:42

There was once a young gremlin who got bored
He fancied becoming a Lord
There`ll be mischief a-plenty
If he joins the gentry
Along with the rest of his troublesome hoard

I've heard that you can buy knickers with pockets

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BradfordLass72 Tue 16-Jul-19 06:32:30

I've heard that you can buy knickers with pockets
In which to keep money or dockets

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Bubbe Tue 16-Jul-19 09:21:11

I've heard that you can buy knickers with pockets
In which to keep money or dockets
Hankies or tennis balls

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Amagran Tue 16-Jul-19 09:36:16

I've heard that you can buy knickers with pockets
In which to keep money or dockets
Hankies or tennis balls
Lathes and bradawls

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henetha Tue 16-Jul-19 11:04:37

I've heard that you can buy knickers with pockets
In which to keep money or dockets
Hankies or tennis balls
Lathes and bradawls
Or photos of loved ones in lockets.

But most knickers are too tiny for this

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Jul-19 14:27:13

But most knickers are too tiny for this
but my tummy is too capacious, I wish

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Bubbe Tue 16-Jul-19 15:51:08

But most knickers are too tiny for this
but my tummy is too capacious, I wish
Delicate fabric

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Amagran Tue 16-Jul-19 16:34:14

But most knickers are too tiny for this
but my tummy is too capacious, I wish
Delicate fabric
Held with aspic

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Grannycool52 Tue 16-Jul-19 20:17:41

But most knickers are too tiny for this
But my tummy is too capacious, I wish
Delicate fabric
Held with aspic
Would fit, that indeed would be bliss.

I decided to try bungee jumping

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Amagran Tue 16-Jul-19 21:01:50

I decided to try bungee jumping
My heart, when I stood there, was thumping

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FarNorth Tue 16-Jul-19 21:03:32

I decided to try bungee jumping
My heart, when I stood there, was thumping
With a countdown from ten

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Amagran Tue 16-Jul-19 23:13:37

I decided to try bungee jumping
My heart, when I stood there, was thumping
With a countdown from ten
And the help of five men

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Jul-19 07:40:16

I decided to try bungee jumping
My heart, when I stood there, was thumping
With a countdown from ten
And the help of five men
I felt the idea I should be dumping.

So I closed my eyes, jumped and let go

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henetha Wed 17-Jul-19 11:38:06

So I closed my eyes, jumped and let go
Wheeee..... it was scary, everso!

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Amagran Wed 17-Jul-19 16:26:34

So I closed my eyes, jumped and let go
Wheeee..... it was scary, everso!
The ground came rushing

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