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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Minniemoo Tue 23-Jul-19 13:22:18

I wanted to meet the clergy

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crazyH Tue 23-Jul-19 13:55:28

I went on holiday to Jersey
I wanted to meet the clergy
To confess my sins

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Jul-19 15:37:26

I went on holiday to Jersey
I wanted to meet the clergy
To confess my sins
But first to the inns

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Amagran Tue 23-Jul-19 16:46:32

I went on holiday to Jersey
I wanted to meet the clergy
To confess my sins
But first to the inns
To meet a young vicar called Percy

Percy looks out for the oldies

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jul-19 17:13:39

Percy looks out for the oldies
Is he only after our goldies?

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Grannycool52 Tue 23-Jul-19 17:59:50

Percy looks out for the oldies
Is he only after our goldies?
No, he's a good guy

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2old4hotpants Tue 23-Jul-19 21:05:36

Percy looks out for the oldies
Is he only after our goldies?
No, he's a good guy
Shall I tell you why?

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Bellanonna Tue 23-Jul-19 22:14:02

Percy looks out for the oldies
Is he only after our goldies?
No, he's a good guy
Shall I tell you why?
It’s because he’s the holiest of holies

I bumped into the Vicar of Bray

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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jul-19 22:21:42

I bumped into the Vicar of Bray
One night as a knelt down to pray

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Grannycool52 Tue 23-Jul-19 22:49:15

I bumped into the Vicar of Bray
One night as he knelt down to pray
I knelt on a hassock

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Grany Tue 23-Jul-19 22:57:50

I bumped into the Vicar of Bray
One night as he knelt down to pray
I knelt on a hassoc
And felt such a wazzock

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Amagran Tue 23-Jul-19 23:19:13

I bumped into the Vicar of Bray
One night as he knelt down to pray
I knelt on a hassoc
And felt such a wazzock
When my phone did his song start to play

The Vicar of Bray is my donkey

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crazyH Tue 23-Jul-19 23:34:31

The Vicar of Bray is my donkey
He brays no end, it's so funky

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jul-19 23:54:54

The Vicar of Bray is my donkey
He brays no end, it's so funky
With a hee and a haw

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crazyH Wed 24-Jul-19 00:02:31

The Vicar of Bray is my donkey
He brays no end, it's so funky
With a hee and a haw
And an occasional 'baaaaaw'

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jul-19 00:34:29

The Vicar of Bray is my donkey
He brays no end, it's so funky
With a hee and a haw
And an occasional 'baaaaaw'
His donkey serenade is winky

There was an old geezer from Twydall

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jul-19 00:36:25

Not winky wonky

There was an old geezer from Twydall

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BradfordLass72 Wed 24-Jul-19 02:02:54

There was an old geezer from Twydall
Philosophy - 'Never be idle.'

(and I'm in bother if it's said 'twiddle'!!)

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Bellanonna Wed 24-Jul-19 04:14:02

Really sorry BradfordLass but you’re “in bother” ?

There was an old geezer from Twydall
Whose life was a permanent riddle

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Amagran Wed 24-Jul-19 07:55:41

There was an old geezer from Twydall
Whose life was a permanent riddle
His house a shambles

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Jul-19 08:48:01

There was an old geezer from Twydall
Whose life was a permanent riddle
His house was a shambles
He was 'oft out on rambles

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jul-19 08:48:11

There was an old geezer from Twydall
Whose life was a permanent riddle
His house a shambles
Meanwhile he gambles

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crazyH Wed 24-Jul-19 09:10:34

Going with the earlier one:

There was an old geezer from Twydall
Whose life was a permanent riddle
His house was a shambles
He was 'oft out on rambles
And into the hedge he'd piddle. (Sorry)

My head is quite sore today

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Amagran Wed 24-Jul-19 09:22:07

My head is quite sore today
I'm sure it won't take more affray

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henetha Wed 24-Jul-19 10:26:05

My head is quite sore today
I'm sure it won't take more affray
So please be quiet

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