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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Jul-19 12:21:36

My head is quite sore today
I'm sure it won't take more affray
So please be quiet
Don't start a riot

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2old4hotpants Wed 24-Jul-19 12:30:31

My head is quite sore today
I'm sure it won't take more affray
So please be quiet
Don't start a riot
And certainly no horseplay

My grandson is twelve, going on sixteen

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trisher Wed 24-Jul-19 12:35:54

My grandson is twelve, going on sixteen
He sighs, he grunts and he's seldom seen

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crazyH Wed 24-Jul-19 13:38:42

My grandson is twelve, going on sixteen
He sighs, he grunts and he's seldom seen
In his room all day

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callgirl1 Wed 24-Jul-19 16:03:50

My grandson is twelve, going on sixteen
He sighs, he grunts and he`s seldom seen
In his room all day
Keeping us all at bay,

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Bellanonna Wed 24-Jul-19 16:12:07

My grandson is twelve, going on sixteen
He sighs, he grunts and he`s seldom seen
In his room all day
Keeping us all at bay,
With his time mainly spent on his screen

A much troubled teen from Argyll

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Grannycool52 Wed 24-Jul-19 16:33:38

My head is quite sore today
I'm sure it won't take more astray
So please be quiet

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Minniemoo Wed 24-Jul-19 16:35:41

My head is quite sore today
I'm sure it won't take more astray
So please be quiet
I don't want to diet

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Grannycool52 Wed 24-Jul-19 16:36:46

(Sorry, ignore the above, wrong page!)

A much troubled teen from Argyle
Tried to run a four minute mile

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Bellanonna Wed 24-Jul-19 16:37:14

We finished that one Grannycool ?

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Bellanonna Wed 24-Jul-19 16:38:07

X post GC. Sorry!

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Bellanonna Wed 24-Jul-19 16:39:42

A much troubled teen from Argyle
Tried to run a four minute mile
He hadn’t got far

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FarNorth Wed 24-Jul-19 16:54:16

A much troubled teen from Argyle
Tried to run a four minute mile
He hadn’t got far
When he hopped in a car

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jul-19 17:04:08

A much troubled teen from Argyle
Tried to run a four minute mile
He hadn’t got far
When he hopped in a car
And declared he’d get there in style

An ambitious young man from Japan

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crazyH Wed 24-Jul-19 17:31:49

An ambitious young man from Japan
Wanted to buy an ice-cream van

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Amagran Wed 24-Jul-19 19:05:56

An ambitious young man from Japan
Wanted to buy an ice-cream van
He thought it was cool

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Marydoll Wed 24-Jul-19 19:33:09

An ambitious young man from Japan
Wanted to buy an ice-cream van
He thought it was cool
To park at a school

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crazyH Wed 24-Jul-19 19:50:46

An ambitious young man from Japan
Wanted to buy an ice-cream van
He thought it was cool
To park at a school
And sell as much as he can.

I went out just now to water the plants

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2old4hotpants Wed 24-Jul-19 19:59:39

I went out just now to water the plants
Was bombarded by hundreds of flying ants

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Bubbe Wed 24-Jul-19 20:58:49

I went out just now to water the plants
Was bombarded by hundreds of flying ants
Fled in with great alacrity

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FarNorth Wed 24-Jul-19 23:36:40

I went out just now to water the plants
Was bombarded by hundreds of flying ants
Fled in with great alacrity
Had a bath in milky tea

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Amagran Wed 24-Jul-19 23:58:03

I went out just now to water the plants
Was bombarded by hundreds of flying ants
Fled in with great alacrity
Had a bath in milky tea
Can you guess what I found in my pants?

An owl and a cat had words one night

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FarNorth Thu 25-Jul-19 00:08:24

An owl and a cat had words one night
Each said "You are never right"

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Amagran Thu 25-Jul-19 00:24:17

An owl and a cat had words one night
Each said "You are never right"
Said owl "I am wise"

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Bellanonna Thu 25-Jul-19 08:36:15

An owl and a cat had words one night
Each said "You are never right"
Said owl "I am wise"
The cat closed his eyes

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