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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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FarNorth Wed 31-Jul-19 23:28:11

Jim kept a horse in his top- floor flat
If anyone asked why he did that
He would just shrug and say
It needed somewhere to hit the hay
And it's company for my cat.

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 23:35:34

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 23:40:07

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming
It would neigh and snicker

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 23:55:34

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming
It would neigh and snicker
While knocking back the liquor

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:18:15

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming
It would neigh and snicker
While knocking back the liquor
'til it slurred its neighs and fell down reeling

Next day the horse had a very sore head

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:20:51

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead

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FarNorth Thu 01-Aug-19 00:25:56

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead
Jim said "Oh, my gosh"

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:28:39

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead
Jim said "Oh, my gosh"
You'd better stick to squash

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:41:42

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead
Jim said "Oh, my gosh"
You'd better stick to squash
And he hid all his liquor under the bed

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:44:37

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:51:47

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:58:46

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag
While smoking a fag

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 01:09:38

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag
While smoking a fag
He left with a speed that was stunning!

That isn't the end of his story

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crazyH Thu 01-Aug-19 01:13:59

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag
While smoking a fag
He didn't care that we thought it was funny

Only owls like me work better at night

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crazyH Thu 01-Aug-19 01:22:04

Sorry Jan , due to time delay , didn't see yours ...we'll go with it :

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 07:31:38

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry
Then he found a blonde mare

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 07:42:04

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry
Then he found a blonde mare
They made a great pair

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Bubbe Thu 01-Aug-19 09:07:19

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry
Then he found a blonde mare
They made a great pair
And had a cute foal called Rory

Only owls like me work better at night

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DanniRae Thu 01-Aug-19 09:49:45

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!

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FarNorth Thu 01-Aug-19 10:00:12

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!
My face pack is on

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 10:06:33

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!
My face pack is on
My curlers I don

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henetha Thu 01-Aug-19 11:16:49

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!
My face pack is on
My curlers I don
But I give not a toss as I'm really tight

It was those six martinis that did it

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crazyH Thu 01-Aug-19 11:30:35

It was those six martinis that did it
Today I'm definitely not 'with it'

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Aug-19 11:33:34

It was those six martinis that did it
Today I'm definitely not with it
I slur like a good'un

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FarNorth Thu 01-Aug-19 16:29:27

It was those six martinis that did it
Today I'm definitely not with it
I slur like a good'un
But I had such good fun

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