Limericks 7

Sue decided to have a tattoo
but she couldn't decide where to do
Maybe ankle or shoulder?

Sue decided to have a tattoo
but she couldn't decide where to do
Maybe ankle or shoulder?
Her neck would be bolder

Sue decided to have a tattoo
but she couldn't decide where to do
Maybe ankle or shoulder?
Her neck would be bolder
But the tip of her nose was taboo

She felt one on her wrist might be fine

She felt one on her wrist would be fine
Then to decide, which design?

She felt one on her wrist would be fine
Then to decide, which design?
But would it hurt like hell?

Look tawdry but well

She felt one on her wrist would be fine
Then to decide, which design?
But would it hurt like hell?
Look tawdry but well
With cold feet, she opted to decline

Instead she went for a new hairdo

Instead she went for a new hairdo
In bright green with tinges of blue

Instead she went for a new hairdo
In bright green with tinges of blue
In she went for a cut and the colour

Instead she went for a new hairdo
In bright green with tinges of blue
In she went for a cut and the colour
and discovered to her own dreaded horror

Instead she went for a new hairdo
In bright green with tinges of blue
In she went for a cut and the colour
and discovered to her own dreaded horror
It resembled something out of a zoo.

Meanwhile her handsome but harebrained husband

Meanwhile her handsome but harebrained husband
Had been next door and looked VERY tanned.

Meanwhile her handsome but harebrained husband
Had been next door and looked VERY tanned.
He took with him a magic lamp

Meanwhile her handsome but harebrained husband
Had been next door and looked VERY tanned.
He took with him a magic lamp
But the genie made him look camp

Meanwhile her handsome but harebrained husband
Had been next door and looked VERY tanned.
He took with him a magic lamp
But the genie made him look camp
Especially with that hippy headband.

When they went to see Gran the very next day

When they went to see Gran the very next day
She certainly had plenty to say

When they went to see Gran the very next day
She certainly had plenty to say
Her knees were in pain

When they went to see Gran the very next day
She certainly had plenty to say
Her knees were in pain
From doing the Charleston again

When they went to see Gran the very next day
She certainly had plenty to say
Her knees were in pain
From doing the Charleston again
She moaned "I won't make Strictly, no way"

Still, she persevered with the Rumba

Still, she persevered with the Rumba
Although it looked more like the Zumba,

Still, she persevered with the Rumba
The rhythm suited her rounded bumba

Still, she persevered with the Rumba
Although it looked more like the Zumba,
She had all the right moves

Still, she persevered with the Rumba
Although it looked more like the Zumba,
She had all the right moves
And definitely the grooves

Still, she persevered with the Rumba
Although it looked more like the Zumba,
She had all the right moves
And definitely the grooves
In short, Gran's a real classy number.

So on with the old analgesics

So on with the old analgesics
Then she'll go off to meet Felix