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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 14:36:50

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air’s blue and my thumbs are both black
But somehow it’s standing

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 29-Jun-19 15:08:53

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air's blue and my thumbs are both black
But somehow it's standing
But it needs moving from the landing

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 17:07:27

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air's blue and my thumbs are both black
But somehow it's standing
But it needs moving from the landing
Can't help because I'm 'flat '-on my back!

I'm getting hooked on buying online

crazyH Sat 29-Jun-19 17:14:59

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime

Juliet27 Sat 29-Jun-19 17:35:15

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime
There’s so many sales

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 18:58:19

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime
There’s so many sales
My common-sense fails,

Bubbe Sat 29-Jun-19 19:30:32

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime
There’s so many sales
My common-sense fails,
It may be my pricey tale but casually say 'I'll be fine'

The sun is so searingly hot

FarNorth Sat 29-Jun-19 21:14:35

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 22:01:20

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes

2old4hotpants Sat 29-Jun-19 22:07:53

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes
Where there's none of these daft rhymes

Jangran99 Sat 29-Jun-19 22:18:58

2old4hotpants

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes
Where there's none of these daft rhymes
And if you think that line's clever- it's not.grin

There once was a crabbit old woman

callgirl1 Sat 29-Jun-19 22:19:40

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes
Where there`s none of these daft rhymes
And my G&T arrives on the dot!

Over the ironing board I sweated today

2old4hotpants Sat 29-Jun-19 23:18:15

Touche Jangran - love it

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common

FarNorth Sun 30-Jun-19 00:05:07

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior

Juliet27 Sun 30-Jun-19 06:15:53

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior
And never inferior

henetha Sun 30-Jun-19 10:55:40

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior
And never inferior
But she had awful trouble getting her tights on.

And when bending she blocked out the sun

2old4hotpants Sun 30-Jun-19 11:10:03

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior
And never inferior
And by contrast a very flat abdomen

He once was a gorgeous adonis

2old4hotpants Sun 30-Jun-19 11:12:09

Sorry- Henetha was first so -

And when bending she blocked out the sun

grandtanteJE65 Sun 30-Jun-19 12:08:21

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun

crazyH Sun 30-Jun-19 14:30:34

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun
She was told to diet

FarNorth Sun 30-Jun-19 15:37:54

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun
She was told to diet
Would not even try it

Juliet27 Sun 30-Jun-19 15:57:00

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun
She was told to diet
Would not even try it
If not careful she’ll end up a ton.

Using 2old4hotpants’ suggestion

He once was a gorgeous Adonis

2old4hotpants Sun 30-Jun-19 19:01:19

He once was a gorgeous Adonis
But I wish when we met I had known this

Jangran99 Sun 30-Jun-19 20:04:21

He once was a gorgeous Adonis
But I wish when we met I had known this
His gums are all bare

callgirl1 Sun 30-Jun-19 21:26:36

He once was a gorgeous Adonis
But I wish when we met I had known this
His gums are all bare
And he`s lost all his hair

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