Limericks 7

There was a young teacher from Hull
Whose lessons were never,ever dull
With flair, dash and style
He managed to beguile

There was a young teacher from Hull
Whose lessons were never,ever dull
With flair, dash and style
He kept minds fertile

There was a young teacher from Hull
Whose lessons were never, ever dull
With flair, dash and style
He managed to beguile
Whilst always being on the pull

I`ve fallen in love with a photo

I've fallen in love with a photo
Of a lovely old dear from Kyoto

I`ve fallen in love with a photo
Of my long lost doggy named Toto

I've fallen in love with a photo
Of a lovely old dear from Kyoto
Her Japanese dress

I`ve fallen in love with a photo
Of a lovely old dear from Kyoto
Her Japanese dress
Is sure to impress

I`ve fallen in love with a photo
Of a lovely old dear from Kyoto
Her Japanese dress
Is sure to impress
Not to mention her beautiful kao*

*face

While the north of the world suffers heat-stroke

While the north of the world suffers heat-stroke
And New South Wales is in need of a soak

While the north of the world suffers heat-stroke
And New South Wales is in need of a soak
It's so sticky and hot

While the north of the world suffers heat-stroke
And New South Wales is in need of a soak
It's so sticky and hot
I don't like it a lot

While the north of the world suffers heat-stroke
And New South Wales is in need of a soak
It's so sticky and hot
I don't like it a lot
I’d be happier if the weather just broke

We’ve now started to get shorter days

We’ve now started to get shorter days
And before long we'll miss the suns rays

We’ve now started to get shorter days
And before long we'll miss the suns rays
No more sweaty bits

We’ve now started to get shorter days
And before long we'll miss the suns rays
No more sweaty bits
Back into our knits

There was a young teacher from Hull
Whose lessons were never,ever dull
With flair, dash and style
He'd go the extra mile

Sorry Grany, that one's done and dusted

We’ve now started to get shorter days
And before long we'll miss the suns rays
No more sweaty bits
Back into our knits
We'll just remember summer in a haze

An attractive young lady from Flint

An attractive young lady from Flint,
Found a way to avoid being skint

An attractive young lady from Flint
Found a way to avoid being skint,
She scraped and she scrimped

An attractive young lady from Flint
Found a way to avoid being skint,
She scraped and she scrimped
On nights out she skimped

An attractive young lady from Flint
Found a way to avoid being skint,
She scraped and she scrimped
On nights out she skimped
Even spinning on a sixpence to make a fair mint.

The swifts are swooping on high

The swifts are swooping on high
That's a tongue -twister to try

The swifts are swooping on high
That's a tongue -twister to try
Ride a zip line or coaster

The swifts are swooping on high
That's a tongue -twister to try
Ride a zip line or coaster
If you're a brave poster

Theswifts are swooping on high
That`s a tongue-twister to try
Ride a zip line or coaster
If you`re a brave poster
Just hope you`re not left high and dry.

I don`t have a single idea