Limericks 8

Then it's off to the pub for a glass
Definitely not that awful old Bass
In this heat it's a Pimms

Then it's off to the pub for a glass
Definitely not that awful old Bass
In this heat it's a Pimms
So until the sun dims

Then it`s off to the pub for a glass
Definitely not that awful old Bass
In this heat it`s a Pimms
So until the sun dims
I`ll behave like a lady with class

My back yard is so full of nettles

My backyard is so full of nettles,
Bicycles, prams and old kettles,
I tried to find space

My back yard is so full of nettles,
Bicycles, prams and old kettles,
I tried to find space
For a great big suitcase

My back yard is so full of nettles,
Bicycles, prams and old kettles,
I tried to find space
For a great big suitcase
But it was full of precious metals.

So who had hidden that hoard?

So who had hidden that hoard?
To the owner it should be restored,

But I think 'Ah to hell,
I might as well sell...:

Grannycool we only add one line at a time,

So who had hidden that hoard
To the owner it should be restored,
But I think 'Ah to hell,
My conscience I'll quell

So who had hidden that hoard
To the owner it should be restored,
But I think 'Ah to hell,
My conscience I'll quell
As done up to the nines the posh liner I board.

So will I meet Mr.Right at sea?

So will I meet Mr.Right at sea?
And will he go down on one knee?

(Ah sorry, Jangran99, am new and didn't realise, so thanks for telling me)

With a big diamond ring

So will I meet Mr Right at sea?
And will he go down on one knee?
With a big diamond ring

So will I meet Mr Right at sea?
And will he go down on one knee?
With a big diamond ring
Genuine, not bling

And welcome Grannycool

So will I meet Mr Right at sea?
And will he go down on one knee?
With a big diamond ring
Genuine, not bling,
That he acquired for a rather large fee

My sister is having a party

My sister is having a party
She's suddenly come over all arty

My sister is having a party
She`s suddenly come over all arty
With home made vol au vents,

My sister is having a party
She`s suddenly come over all arty
With home made vol au vents
And small sandwich tents

My sister is having a party
She`s suddenly come over all arty
With home made vol au vents
And small sandwich tents
And the guests being all hale and hearty

We’ll probably swim in her pool

We’ll probably swim in her pool
And take the kids there after school

We’ll probably swim in her pool
And take the kids there after school
They'll happily splash

We’ll probably swim in her pool
And take the kids there after school
They'll happily splash
While her teeth she'll gnash

We'll probably swim in her pool
And take the kids there after school
They'll happily splash
While her teeth she'll gnash
To be honest, she looks like a ghoul.