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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Grannycool52 Tue 02-Jul-19 18:17:57

I'd love to make her look pretty,

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callgirl1 Tue 02-Jul-19 22:39:48

I`d love to make her look pretty
And take her clothes shopping up in the city,

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Jul-19 06:13:30

I`d love to make her look pretty
And take her clothes shopping up in the city,
A complete change of style

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Bellanonna Wed 03-Jul-19 08:34:30

I`d love to make her look pretty
And take her clothes shopping up in the city,
A complete change of style
It will all be worthwhile

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Grany Wed 03-Jul-19 15:00:33

I`d love to make her look pretty
And take her clothes shopping up in the city,
A complete change of style
It will all be worthwhile
And we'll end up singing a ditty

Out in the summer sunshine

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crazyH Wed 03-Jul-19 15:08:06

Out in the summer sunshine
With an a long lost friend of mine

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crazyH Wed 03-Jul-19 15:12:08

A not an

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Grannycool52 Wed 03-Jul-19 19:02:49

Out in the summer sunshine
With a long lost friend of mine
In our very best frocks

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Bellanonna Wed 03-Jul-19 19:28:11

Out in the summer sunshine
With a long lost friend of mine
In our very best frocks
And our luminous socks

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Jul-19 22:42:11

Out in the summer sunshine
With a long lost friend of mine
In our very best frocks
And our luminous socks
For our childhood we started to pine.

We had both gone our separate ways

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Bellanonna Wed 03-Jul-19 22:46:37

We had both gone our separate ways
Since those long-ago, far-off days

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callgirl1 Wed 03-Jul-19 23:07:22

We had both gone our separate ways
Since those long ago, far off days,
But memories are golden

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Jangran99 Wed 03-Jul-19 23:13:38

We had both gone our separate ways
Since those long ago, far off days,
But memories are golden
Some tears I couldn’t hold in

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crazyH Wed 03-Jul-19 23:14:33

We had both gone our separate ways
Since those long ago, far off days,
But memories are golden
In our minds we hold them

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Jul-19 06:04:51

We had both gone our separate ways
Since those long ago, far off days,
But memories are golden
Some tears I couldn’t hold in
Our shared past was a happy phase.

A visiting lethario from Rome

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BradfordLass72 Thu 04-Jul-19 07:11:51

A visiting lethario from Rome
Kissed my hand and said, 'Please take me home.'

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-19 07:27:48

A visiting lethario from Rome
Kissed my hand and said, 'Please take me home.'
I replied, “On yer bike”

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henetha Thu 04-Jul-19 11:25:00

A visiting lethario from Rome
Kissed my hand and said, 'Please take me home.'
I replied, “On yer bike”
"I'll follow on my trike"

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Jul-19 22:05:35

A visiting lethario from Rome
Kissed my hand and said, 'Please take me home.'
I replied, “On yer bike”
"I'll follow on my trike"
But safer to leave him to roam.

I can't say sky diving appeals

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callgirl1 Thu 04-Jul-19 23:34:55

I can`t say sky diving appeals
It plays havoc with all of my meals

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-19 23:35:26

I can't say sky diving appeals
All movement for me requires wheels

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crazyH Thu 04-Jul-19 23:40:27

I can`t say sky diving appeals
It plays havoc with all of my meals
I see the earth closing in

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henetha Fri 05-Jul-19 10:58:40

I can`t say sky diving appeals
It plays havoc with all of my meals
I see the earth closing in
And I'll need a strong gin

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Jangran99 Fri 05-Jul-19 17:40:36

I can`t say sky diving appeals
It plays havoc with all of my meals
I see the earth closing in
And I'll need a strong gin
Before I go head over heels

I'm having some time in the sun

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Oldandverygrey Fri 05-Jul-19 17:43:03

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run

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