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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 23:26:45

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They'd disturbed her in a most wonderful dream
She opened the door

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callgirl1 Wed 07-Aug-19 23:40:26

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They`d disturbed her in a most wonderful dream
She opened the door
Said "I`m shocked to the core",

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 00:14:58

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They`d disturbed her in a most wonderful dream
She opened the door
Said "I`m shocked to the core",
And to their surprise, she offered them icecream (s)

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 00:26:52

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 00:46:43

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread
We like to eat healthy

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Grany Thu 08-Aug-19 01:03:56

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread
We like to eat healthy
And get wealthy

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BradfordLass72 Thu 08-Aug-19 03:25:41

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread
We like to eat healthy
And get wealthy
But don't let it go to your head!

It's rained 19 days in a row

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Aug-19 07:39:39

It's rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Aug-19 09:37:24

It's rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow
But the soil is so soggy

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Oldandverygrey Thu 08-Aug-19 10:38:22

Its rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow
But the soil is so soggy
And the weather has turned foggy

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henetha Thu 08-Aug-19 11:42:31

Its rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow
But the soil is so soggy
And the weather has turned foggy
And now there's the long grass to mow.

There's thunder and lightning today

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 11:45:19

There's thunder and lightning today
Better not, because I'm going away

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Amagran Thu 08-Aug-19 11:50:04

There's thunder and lightning today
Better not, because I'm going away
But Zeus may go with you

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Grannycool52 Thu 08-Aug-19 17:55:05

There's thunder and lightening today
Better not, because I'm going away
But Zeus may go with you
Bringing a bad storm on cue

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Aug-19 19:54:32

There's thunder and lightening today
Better not, because I'm going away
But Zeus may go with you
Bringing a bad storm on cue
Oh don’t worry, it won’t last the day

A couple of friends from North Wales

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 19:59:09

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 20:04:46

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today
They were both in good voice

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 20:11:04

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today
They were both in good voice
They were cheered by Max Boyce

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 22:38:47

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today
They were both in good voice
They were cheered by Max Boyce
Now the friends are off to The Derbyshire Dales

I've won six million on the Lottery!

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:02:15

I've won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery

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Amagran Fri 09-Aug-19 00:02:46

I've won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery
I'll treat family and friends

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BradfordLass72 Fri 09-Aug-19 00:46:45

've won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery
I'll treat family and friends
Begging calls never ends

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Jangran99 Fri 09-Aug-19 08:32:23

ve won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery
I'll treat family and friends
Begging calls never ends
Champagne is making me tottery

There was a young man from Milngavie

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FarNorth Fri 09-Aug-19 09:55:40

There was a young man from Milngavie
Who bought a splendiferous tie

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henetha Fri 09-Aug-19 10:17:48

There was a young man from Milngavie
Who bought a splendiferous tie
It glowed in the dark

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