Limericks 8

He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn
He took photos of her, classed as porn,
Without her being aware

He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn
He took photos of her, classed as porn,
Did not show his Mum

(Going with the earlier Woodmouse post)

He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn
He took photos of her, classed as porn,
Without her being aware
On Bacefook did he share

Had to include FarNorth's Mum

He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn
He took photos of her, classed as porn,
Without her being aware
On Bacefook did he share
And Oh how his mother did mourn

His desires then turned to a girl in Tesco's

His desires then turned to a girl in Tesco's
Who would frolic with him al fresco

His desires then turned to a girl in Tesco's
Who would frolic with him al fresco
In the 'fast serve' aisle

His desires then turned to a girl in Tesco's
Who would frolic with him al fresco
In the 'fast serve' aisle
They tarried a while

His desires then turned to a girl in Tesco's
Who would frolic with him al fresco
In the 'fast serve' aisle
They tarried a while
Until a researcher approached them talking about manifestos

A creature of amazement is the gorilla

A creature of amazement is the gorilla
His antics a great conversation filler,

A creature of amazement is the gorilla
His antics a great conversation filler,
He could juggle 10 balls

A creature of amazement is the gorilla
His antics a great conversation filler,
He could juggle 10 balls
Until hunger calls

A creature of amazement is the gorilla
His antics a great conversation filler,
He could juggle 10 balls
Until hunger calls
But then shocked us by dancing around a pillar.

My husband collects rubber bands

My husband collects rubber bands
All types, from faraway lands

My husband collects rubber bands
All types, from faraway lands
I find it strange

My husband collects rubber bands
All types, from faraway lands
I find it strange
That there is such a range

My husband collects rubber bands
All types, from faraway lands
I find it strange
That there is such a range
He displays on multiple stands.

Nine ladies are going to set sail

Nine ladies are going to set sail
Hope they've learned how to bale

Nine ladies are going to set sail
Hope they've learned how to bale
With their teamwork secure

Nine ladies are going to set sail
Hope they've learned how to bale
With their teamwork secure
"Hello sailor" they'll roar

Nine ladies are going to set sail
Hope they've learned how to bale
With their teamwork secure
"Hello sailor" they'll roar
Let's hope they don't meet a large whale.

But maybe they'll see lots of dolphins

But maybe they'll see lots of dolphins
Or even some fire breathing dragons

But maybe they'll see lots of dolphins
Or even some fire breathing dragons
With cameras ready

But maybe they'll see lots of dolphins
Or even some fire breathing dragons
With cameras ready
And a quick bevy

But maybe they'll see lots of dolphins
Or even some fire breathing dragons
With cameras ready
And a quick bevy
Hope there's something strong in the flagon

I'm getting seasick and missing home

I'm getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam