Limericks 8

I'm getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam
East, West, home's best

I`m getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam
East, West, home`s best
Why did I ever fly the nest?

I`m getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam
East, West, home`s best
Why did I ever fly the nest?
I'm now in search of the nearest aerodrome

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
Isn't that neat

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
Isn't that neat
Can't wait for my comfy bed

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neat
Flight on time,

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neatsmile
Flight on time,
I'll have a lager and lime

Call me picky, but that's not limerick shape ladies

I think my copy and paste of the smiley face just wrote smile instead!

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neat
Flight on time,
I'll have a lager and lime

Not to you Minnie

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neat
Flight on time,
I'll have a lager and lime
Then my comfy bed can't be beat

There was a young lady from Leeds

Well sorted Jangran99 - I must do better!

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel
But threw in the towel

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel
Then asked Simon Cowell

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel
But threw in the towel
To prioritise her other needs.

The lady next door got quite shirty

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty
I admired her bloomers

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty
I admired her bloomers
And found it was only rumours

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty
I admired her bloomers
And found it was only rumours
That she baked them with hands that were dirty

I'd love to go out on a spree

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me
I've asked 40 men

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me
I've asked 40 men
Who said wherefore and when

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me
I've asked 40 men
Who said wherefore and when
Then decided to stay home for their tea

An eccentric old lady called Doris

An eccentric old lady called Doris
In her bedroom kept Boris the Loris