Limericks 8

Glenys and I have just fallen out.
In fact, I nearly gave her a clout,
She's pompous and rude
I'd almost say crude

Glenys and I have just fallen out.
In fact, I nearly gave her a clout,
She's pompous and rude
I'd almost say crude
In fact she’s a regular lout

Now Denise and her sister I like

Glenys and I have just fallen out
In fact, I nearly gave her a clout
She's pompous and rude
I'd almost say crude
On her manners, I'd say she knows nowt.

For myself, I like a quiet life

Glenys and I have just fallen out.
In fact, I nearly gave her a clout,
She's pompous and rude
And her teeth do protrude

Um...not sure what happened there....

For myself, I like a quiet life
Far away from today's trouble and strife

For myself, I like a quiet life
Far away from today`s trouble and strife
With my radio tuned into Radio 2

For myself, I like a quiet life
Far away from today`s trouble and strife
With my radio tuned into Radio 2
My crochet I do

For myself, I like a quiet life
Far away from today`s trouble and strife
With my radio tuned into Radio 2
My crochet I do
And my husband says I'm a good old wife

A moaner I have always been

A moaner I have always been
Nothing's tidy till, I've given it a clean

A moaner I have always been
Nothing's tidy till, I've given it a clean
With mop in hand

A moaner I have always been
Nothing's tidy till I've given it a clean
With mop in hand
A spring clean is planned

A moaner I have always been
Nothing's tidy till I've given it a clean
With mop in hand
A spring clean is planned
I'll be happy to see it pristine

Then I can sit back with a smile

Then I can sit back with a smile
And relax for a short while

Then I can sit back with a smile
And relax for a short while
Before planning a trip

Then I can sit back with a smile
And relax for a short while
Before planning a trip
To the Maldives I'll nip

Then I can sit back with a smile
And relax for a short while
Before planning a trip
To the Maldives I'll nip
Although I prefer a boat on the Nile

The sun has got his hat on, I'm glad to say

The sun has got his hat on, I'm glad to say
But will he keep it on for the whole day?

The sun has got his hat on, I'm glad to say
But will he keep it on for the whole day?
I've got my brolly in my bag

The sun has got his hat on, I'm glad to say
But will he keep it on for the whole day?
I've got my brolly in my bag
And I've not forgotten my Mac

The sun has got his hat on, I'm glad to say
But will he keep it on for the whole day?
I've got my brolly in my bag
And I've not forgotten my Mac
Hey it's snowing. Time to get the sleigh.

There was a snowman from Lapland

There was a snowman from Lapland
Who needed some gloves for his cold hands,

There was a snowman from Lapland
Who needed some gloves for his cold hands,
He fashioned some from an oven mitt

There was a snowman from Lapland
Who needed some gloves for his cold hands,
He fashioned some from an oven mitt
Which fitted. Whoopee1

Which fitted. Whoopee sorry, must rhyme
There was a snowman from Lapland
Who needed some gloves for his cold hands,
He fashioned some from an oven mitt
Luckily, a perfect fit

There was a snowman from Lapland
Who needed some gloves for his cold hands
He fashioned some from an oven mitt
Luckily, a perfect fit
Then he ran away to join a rock band.

So he became a tuneful guitarist