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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:56:34

But when I get up in the morning
My head's giving me a stern warning
Cut down on the rum
It's pounding like a drum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:11:45

But when I get up in the morning
My head's giving me a stern warning
Cut down on the run
It's pounding like a drum
And to boot, I cannot stop yawning.

But while I was quaffing I felt great

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:16:41

But while I was quaffing I felt great
Set the alarm. I mustn't get up too late

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:16:47

But while I was quaffing I felt great
Left the getting some sleep to fate

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 20:13:38

But while I was quaffing I felt great
Left the getting some sleep to fate
Will I do it again?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 14-Aug-19 21:12:20

But while I was quaffing I felt great
Left the getting some sleep to fate
Will I do it again?
No. I'm going to abstain.

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callgirl1 Wed 14-Aug-19 22:02:16

But while I was quaffing I felt great
Left the getting to sleep to fate
Will I do it again?
No. I`m going to abstain
Cos those headaches I really do hate.

A cup of tea is much better

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Aug-19 23:16:40

A cup of tea is much better
Not the choice of a jet-setter

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callgirl1 Wed 14-Aug-19 23:27:22

A cup of tea is much better
Not the choice of a jetsetter
It settles the nerves

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FarNorth Wed 14-Aug-19 23:48:30

A cup of tea is much better
Not the choice of a jetsetter
It settles the nerves
And fills me with verve

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BradfordLass72 Thu 15-Aug-19 02:37:06

A cup of tea is much better
Not the choice of a jetsetter
It settles the nerves
And fills me with verve
And my senses it never will fetter

I've coloured my hair a pale green

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Bellanonna Thu 15-Aug-19 08:51:27

I've coloured my hair a pale green
And my tattoos just need to be seen

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Aug-19 10:07:25

I've coloured my hair a pale green
And my tattoos just need to be seen
I'm a wonderful sight

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henetha Thu 15-Aug-19 11:12:39

I've coloured my hair a pale green
And my tattoos just need to be seen
I'm a wonderful sight
But I stay in at night

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MissAdventure Thu 15-Aug-19 17:16:26

I've coloured my hair a pale green
And my tattoos just need to be seen
I'm a wonderful sight
But I stay in at night
So 'come up and see me', old bean.

Do you think I'm a terrible flirt?

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callgirl1 Thu 15-Aug-19 17:46:03

Do you think I`m a terrible flirt?
Just because I love your new shirt,

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 15-Aug-19 17:47:11

Do you think I`m a terrible flirt?
Just because I love your new shirt,
I think it would suit me better.

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Bellanonna Thu 15-Aug-19 18:09:29

Do you think I`m a terrible flirt?
Just because I love your new shirt,
I think it would suit me better,
Just like your old sweater

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FarNorth Thu 15-Aug-19 19:06:50

Do you think I`m a terrible flirt?
Just because I love your new shirt,
I think it would suit me better,
Just like your old sweater
Hand them over - I'm sure it won't hurt.

Today I bought six new bikinis

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Aug-19 19:53:16

Today I bought six new bikinis
They'll match my new crocheted beanies

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crazyH Thu 15-Aug-19 19:59:10

Today I bought six new bikinis
They'll match my new crocheted beanies
They won't cover much

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callgirl1 Thu 15-Aug-19 20:37:04

Today I bought six new bikinis
They`ll match my new crocheted beanies
They won`t cover much
But they`re soft to the touch,

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 15-Aug-19 22:29:43

Today I bought six new bikinis
They`ll match my new crocheted beanies
They won`t cover much
But they`re soft to the touch,
"You're not wearing those", said Glenys.

Glenys and I have just fallen out.

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callgirl1 Thu 15-Aug-19 22:32:04

Glenys and I have just fallen out.
In fact, I nearly gave her a clout,

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BradfordLass72 Fri 16-Aug-19 06:04:58

Glenys and I have just fallen out.
In fact, I nearly gave her a clout,
She's pompous and rude

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