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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

FarNorth Sun 07-Jul-19 00:30:28

I played with that eel for a while
It certainly caused me to smile

Olderthanmost Sun 07-Jul-19 06:31:08

I played with that eel for a while
It certainly caused me to smile
The size was just right

BradfordLass72 Sun 07-Jul-19 07:51:57

I played with that eel for a while
It certainly caused me to smile
The size was just right
I shall eat it tonight

henetha Sun 07-Jul-19 12:30:15

I played with that eel for a while
It certainly caused me to smile
The size was just right
I shall eat it tonight
And have indigestion and bile!

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 13:08:04

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza
It's so tasty and so much easier

Juliet27 Sun 07-Jul-19 13:12:37

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza
My mum makes them, nothing beats her

Jangran99 Sun 07-Jul-19 16:07:40

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza
My mum makes them, nothing beats her
With lashings of topping

Grany Sun 07-Jul-19 16:16:35

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza
My mum makes them, nothing beats her
With lashings of topping
In my mouth I'll be popping

Olderthanmost Sun 07-Jul-19 16:54:29

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza
My mum makes them, nothing beats her
With lashings of topping
That look like birds droppings

Olderthanmost Sun 07-Jul-19 16:57:50

Oops

Olderthanmost Sun 07-Jul-19 18:59:23

Tomorrow I'll send for a pizza
My mum makes them, nothing beats her
With lashings of topping
In my mouth I'll be popping
If none of it falls on the seat sir

A couple who met in a bar

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 19:15:37

A couple who met in a bar
Decided to go back to her car

Olderthanmost Sun 07-Jul-19 19:35:56

A couple who met in a bar
Decided to go back to her car
She slipped on the kickers

callgirl1 Sun 07-Jul-19 21:51:18

A couple who met in a bar
Decided to go back to her car
She slipped on the kickers
They matched well with her knickers

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 22:04:45

A couple who met in a bar
Decided to go back to her car
She slipped on the kickers
They matched well with her knickers
What's she going to say to her Ma?

This reminds me of the days of old

FarNorth Sun 07-Jul-19 22:08:07

This reminds me of the days of old
With a snuggle and snog in the cold

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 22:13:37

I played with that eel for a while
It wiggled and squiggled, I ran a mile

FarNorth Sun 07-Jul-19 22:15:51

Sorry crazyH, you're a page behind.

This reminds me of the days of old
With a snuggle and snog in the cold

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 22:18:08

Sorry just ignore the last one about the eel - something went awry

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 22:19:23

I know Farnorth ?

crazyH Sun 07-Jul-19 22:22:16

This reminds me of the days of old
With a snuggle and snog in the cold
Till Dad comes round the corner

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 07:19:34

This reminds me of the days of old
With a snuggle and snog in the cold
Till Dad comes round the corner
With a voluptuous foreigner

BradfordLass72 Mon 08-Jul-19 09:07:42

This reminds me of the days of old
With a snuggle and snog in the cold
Till Dad comes round the corner
With a voluptuous foreigner
Mi madrastra to have and to hold.

*step-mother

This is one thread where no one is grumpy

crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 09:17:09

This is one thread where no one is grumpy
And no one behaves like a numpty

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 10:35:09

This is one thread where no one is grumpy
And no one behaves like a numpty
I love the way that you write

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