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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:33:58

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run
I'm topping up D

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Jangran99 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:39:33

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run
I'm topping up D
Vits needed you see

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 20:03:41

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run
I'm topping up D
Vits needed you see
But go easy, don't take a ton.

Feeling rather unglamorous today

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callgirl1 Fri 05-Jul-19 22:12:39

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay

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FarNorth Fri 05-Jul-19 22:27:21

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 22:33:28

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?
Will girdles restrict me ?

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Bellanonna Fri 05-Jul-19 22:36:58

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?
Or a facelift or three?

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crazyH Fri 05-Jul-19 22:58:47

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?
Or a facelift or three?
I'll go for it anyway.

There's too many of us complaining

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callgirl1 Fri 05-Jul-19 23:06:39

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,

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FarNorth Fri 05-Jul-19 23:51:46

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,
Let's all show a grin grin

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 05:57:09

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,
Let's all show a grin
And lift your chin

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Olderthanmost Sat 06-Jul-19 06:19:15

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,
Let's all show a grin
And lift your chin
Then think of the tan you are gaining.

Had trouble sleeping last night

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 06:43:31

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight

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Olderthanmost Sat 06-Jul-19 08:58:39

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight
Twisting and turning

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henetha Sat 06-Jul-19 11:04:01

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight
Twisting and turning
Sweating and burning

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 11:58:34

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight
Twisting and turning
Sweating and burning
By morning I look such a fright.

A handsome young angler from Rye

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crazyH Sat 06-Jul-19 12:10:27

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye

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Olderthanmost Sat 06-Jul-19 14:46:25

We sat by the bank

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Olderthanmost Sat 06-Jul-19 15:05:57

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye
We sat by the bank

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crazyH Sat 06-Jul-19 15:16:20

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye
We sat by the bank
But no hankypank

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jul-19 15:43:52

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye
We sat by the bank
But no hankypank
I think he was far too shy.

But then there was a pull on his rod

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Olderthanmost Sat 06-Jul-19 16:37:21

But then there was a pull on his rod
It was a big one,oh my god

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Grannycool52 Sat 06-Jul-19 20:43:16

But then there was a pull on his rod,
It was a big one, oh my God,
Mind you, it was slimy

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crazyH Sat 06-Jul-19 20:58:19

But then there was a pull on his rod,
It was a big one, oh my God,
Mind you, it was slimy
And a bit grimey

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Olderthanmost Sat 06-Jul-19 23:00:49

But then there was a pull on his rod,
It was a big one, oh my God,
Mind you, it was slimy
And a bit grimey
Inflamed at the top of the pod

I played with that eel for a while

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