Limericks 9

This winter might brings us lots of snow
If it does I’ll maybe give sledging a go
I quite fancy the luge

This winter might bring us lots of snow
If it does I’ll maybe give sledging a go
I quite fancy the luge
Now that I’d refuse

This winter might bring us lots of snow
If it does I’ll maybe give sledging a go
I quite fancy the luge
Now that I’d refuse
I’m just happy to sit by the fireside and glow

I’d rather have no snow at all

I’d rather have no snow at all
But grandchildrens' faces would fall

I’d rather have no snow at all
But grandchildrens' faces would fall
So I’ll watch how I tread

I'd rather have no snow at all
But grandchildren's faces will fall
So I'll watch how I tread
"Take great care," she said

I'd rather have no snow at all
But grandchildren's faces will fall
So I'll watch how I tread
"Take great care," she said
And packed the snow into a ball!

But it's too soon to think of the cold

But it's too soon to think of the cold
While Autumn colours are still so bold

But it's too soon to think of the cold
While Autumn colours are still so bold
Although it's nippy

But it's too soon to think of the cold
While Autumn colours are still so bold
Trees are ablaze

But it's too soon to think of the cold
While Autumn colours are still so bold
Trees are ablaze
Make the most of these days

But it's too soon to think of the cold
While Autumn colours are still so bold
Trees are ablaze
Make the most of those days
Because soon the Winter will take hold.

The wind has blown those leaves onto the path

The wind has blown those leaves onto the path
And it's chilly today so I'll have a hot bath

The wind has blown those leaves onto the path
And it's chilly today so I'll have a hot bath
Soaked in bubbles

The wind has blown those leaves onto the path
And it's chilly today so I'll have a hot bath
Soaked in bubbles
Forgetting my troubles

The wind has blown those leaves onto the path
And it's chilly today so I'll have a hot bath
Soaked in bubbles
Forgetting my troubles
Trying to remember my maths.

It's great to go back to those good old days

It's great to go back to those good old days
They seem to have disappeared in a haze

It's great to go back to those good old days
They seem to have disappeared in a haze
Mini skirts and jiving boots

It's great to go back to those good old days
They seem to have disappeared in a haze
Mini skirts and jiving boots
Passing car hoots

It’s great to go back to those good old days
They seem to have disappeared in a haze
Mini skirts and jiving boots
Passing car hoots
Nothing like life nowadays

There was an old codger from Frome

There was an old codger from Frome
Who face was a picture of gloom

There was an old codger from Frome
Who face was a picture of gloom
He last smiled years ago

There was an old codger from Frome
Who`s face was a picture of doom
He last smiled years ago
When he told me to go

There was an old codger from Frome
Who`s face was a picture of doom
He last smiled years ago
When he told me to go
"Witch" I did, once I'd climbed on my broom

I was tempted to conjure a spell

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell