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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Aug-19 23:59:20

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So to save any strife

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Grany Tue 13-Aug-19 00:00:32

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So worth it the price

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Grany Tue 13-Aug-19 00:01:44

Whoops

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 00:09:22

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So to save any strife

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callgirl1 Tue 13-Aug-19 00:19:21

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He`d saved the hound`s life
So to save any strife
Pay up and please don`t tease

Vets study long to get where they are

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 00:41:22

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 00:44:41

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 08:12:09

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect
What did you expect?

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 08:33:21

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect
What did you expect?
You pay more to go see some pop star.

I enjoy a day window shopping

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 08:48:39

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing

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Minniemoo Tue 13-Aug-19 08:49:58

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 08:58:47

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain
Mustn't wear these shoes again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Aug-19 10:04:38

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain
Mustn't wear these shoes again
The pain leaves me crying and sobbing.

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds

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henetha Tue 13-Aug-19 10:41:01

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 13-Aug-19 12:04:57

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped

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Squiffy Tue 13-Aug-19 12:52:17

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped
Oh, how she flapped

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 14:38:15

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped
Oh, how she flapped
And had everyone down on their knees

We decided to go on a picnic

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Aug-19 15:31:15

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 15:46:19

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 17:12:57

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper
I'm one happy camper

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Jangran99 Tue 13-Aug-19 18:06:55

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper
I'm one happy camper
While everyone just takes their pick.

My favourite food's the banana

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FarNorth Tue 13-Aug-19 18:24:06

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana

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Patreesh Tue 13-Aug-19 18:45:29

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 13-Aug-19 20:34:45

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease

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BradfordLass72 Tue 13-Aug-19 21:23:56

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease
While thinking of Copacabana

It's a beautiful district of Rio

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