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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Oct-19 10:52:09

At my age it matters little
I'm old and my bones are all brittle
In my mind I still run

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callgirl1 Fri 11-Oct-19 21:06:55

At my age it matters little
I`m old and my bones are all brittle
In my mind I still run
I was never a nun,

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crazyH Sat 12-Oct-19 00:17:55

At my age it matters little
I`m old and my bones are all brittle
In my mind I still run
I was never a nun,
I'm longing for a wolf whistle .

Those days are gone when I turned heads

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Elrel Sat 12-Oct-19 02:18:42

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds

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crazyH Sat 12-Oct-19 07:37:17

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds
My teeth were white

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henetha Sat 12-Oct-19 09:33:32

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds
My teeth were white,
I danced all night

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Bellanonna Sat 12-Oct-19 11:38:02

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds
My teeth were white,
I danced all night
Nowadays, it’s twice a day meds!

But no matter, I still enjoy life

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crazyH Sat 12-Oct-19 11:41:09

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife

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FarNorth Sat 12-Oct-19 12:22:47

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife
I love daytime telly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Oct-19 12:31:48

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife
I love daytime telly
As a cuppa rests on my belly

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Quesera Sat 12-Oct-19 12:32:33

Balance cake on my belly

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crazyH Sat 12-Oct-19 20:06:26

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife
I love daytime telly
As a cuppa rests on my belly
I dare not sneeze, not on my life.

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland

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Quesera Sat 12-Oct-19 21:44:41

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 12-Oct-19 22:12:39

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand
Chocolate by my side

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crazyH Sat 12-Oct-19 22:17:46

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand
Chocolate by my side
A jolly happy ride

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 12-Oct-19 22:26:29

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand
Chocolate by my side
A jolly happy ride
I'm glad the slimming club said I was banned.

Who wants to be skinny anyway?

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callgirl1 Sat 12-Oct-19 23:15:36

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 12-Oct-19 23:21:57

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,
I can't give up cake

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Bellanonna Sat 12-Oct-19 23:40:55

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,
I can't give up cake
Or wine, for goodness sake

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crazyH Sat 12-Oct-19 23:59:37

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,
I can't give up cake
Or wine, for goodness sake
I'm on your side, I say.

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Oct-19 00:09:04

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always missed as he has such poor sight!

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crazyH Sun 13-Oct-19 00:17:05

Jangran, I do have a 93yearold bro who really does ?

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always missed as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Oct-19 00:31:28

?
My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always misses as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Oct-19 00:33:58

Ooops, laughed too much!
My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always misses as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest
Soaks through his vest

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 13-Oct-19 09:24:18

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always misses as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest
Soaks through his vest
Surf can't get his whites white, what a plight.

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik

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