Limericks 10

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he's ageing with style

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he's ageing with style
And earning a pile

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he's ageing with style
And always wears a smile

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he`s ageing with style
And earning a pile
Just a pity the pile is all bricks!

He`s building a bungalow with them,

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it's turning into quite a gem

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it's turning into quite a gem
It will have a Jacuzzi

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it`s turning into quite a gem
It will have a jacuzzi
Built by Kris Akabusi,

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it`s turning into quite a gem
It will have a jacuzzi
Built by Kris Akabusi,
And a spare room just for the PM

The new home will feature a pool

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool
Underwater lights

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool
Underwater lights
For swimming nights

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool
Underwater lights
For swimming nights
For the chosen few is the rule.

The nights are now drawing in here

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear,
But we've November first

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear,
But we've November first
And fireworks to burst

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear,
But we've November first
And fireworks to burst
Though Hallowe'en won't just disappear??

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley

A test of English pronunciation ?

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly

Can't catch you?

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly
Its glories are past

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly
Its glories are past
Pity the sky was overcast

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly
Its glories are past
Pity the sky was overcast
I can think only words uncomely

Now I must get myself ready for work

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk
But I'll be alright
With my new pair of tights
And enormous bar of dark chocolate

The postman called today

CandleStick we each add a line

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk
But I'll be alright
I'll just sit tight

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk
But I'll be alright
I'll just sit tight
Will they notice if I sit here and lurk?

I need a new mac and umbrella