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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 13-Oct-19 09:35:06

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Oct-19 21:00:47

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he's ageing with style

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Quesera Sun 13-Oct-19 21:04:54

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he's ageing with style
And earning a pile

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 13-Oct-19 21:06:21

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he's ageing with style
And always wears a smile

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callgirl1 Sun 13-Oct-19 22:50:59

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik
In his beret, he looked very slick
Now he`s ageing with style
And earning a pile
Just a pity the pile is all bricks!

He`s building a bungalow with them,

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Oct-19 23:08:33

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it's turning into quite a gem

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Oct-19 23:11:59

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it's turning into quite a gem
It will have a Jacuzzi

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callgirl1 Sun 13-Oct-19 23:52:35

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it`s turning into quite a gem
It will have a jacuzzi
Built by Kris Akabusi,

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Oct-19 09:16:33

He`s building a bungalow with them,
And it`s turning into quite a gem
It will have a jacuzzi
Built by Kris Akabusi,
And a spare room just for the PM

The new home will feature a pool

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Oct-19 09:43:04

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool

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crazyH Mon 14-Oct-19 10:05:46

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool
Underwater lights

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 14-Oct-19 10:56:11

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool
Underwater lights
For swimming nights

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Oct-19 15:20:21

The new home will feature a pool
It's beginning to look really cool
Underwater lights
For swimming nights
For the chosen few is the rule.

The nights are now drawing in here

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Oct-19 16:30:36

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear

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henetha Mon 14-Oct-19 16:32:19

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear,
But we've November first

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crazyH Mon 14-Oct-19 17:28:33

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear,
But we've November first
And fireworks to burst

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Oct-19 19:39:09

The nights are now drawing in here
We’re hurtling towards Christmas I fear,
But we've November first
And fireworks to burst
Though Hallowe'en won't just disappear??

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Oct-19 21:04:04

A test of English pronunciation ?

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Oct-19 22:34:04

Can't catch you?

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly
Its glories are past

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 14-Oct-19 22:40:42

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly
Its glories are past
Pity the sky was overcast

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Oct-19 07:43:31

An interesting day out in Cholmondeley
In the rain the castle sits glumly
Its glories are past
Pity the sky was overcast
I can think only words uncomely

Now I must get myself ready for work

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Oct-19 07:52:14

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk

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CandleStick Tue 15-Oct-19 08:14:10

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk
But I'll be alright
With my new pair of tights
And enormous bar of dark chocolate

The postman called today

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Oct-19 08:25:27

CandleStick we each add a line smile

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk
But I'll be alright
I'll just sit tight

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henetha Tue 15-Oct-19 11:34:56

Now I must get myself ready for work
How I hate going out in this murk
But I'll be alright
I'll just sit tight
Will they notice if I sit here and lurk?

I need a new mac and umbrella

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