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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:43:37

I should not always say what I'm thinking
Especially when I've been drinking
It seems safe at the time

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:48:47

I should not always say what I'm thinking
Especially when I've been drinking
It seems safe at the time
With a vodka and lime

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:53:46

I should not always say what I'm thinking
Especially when I've been drinking
It seems safe at the time
With a vodka and lime
I wondered why that man was winking

Tom lost his keys down the drain

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 19:56:53

Tom lost his keys down the drain
He really is a bird brain

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Dec-19 20:10:41

Tom lost his keys down the drain
He really is a bird brain
How will he get home

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Dec-19 20:17:31

Tom lost his keys down the drain
He really is a bird brain
How will he get home
He'll just have to roam

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Dec-19 21:05:14

Tom lost his keys down the drain
He really is a bird brain
How will he get home
He'll just have to roam
Until he finally rings home to explain.

As a girl Ann wished to be an astronaut

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Dec-19 10:53:43

As a girl Ann wished to be an astronaut
So absorbed by the science she was taught

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Jangran99 Tue 10-Dec-19 11:35:33

As a girl Ann wished to be an astronaut
So absorbed by the science she was taught
The training was tough

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 10-Dec-19 14:47:54

As a girl Ann wished to be an astronaut
So absorbed by the science she was taught
The training was tough
Four years was enough

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Jangran99 Tue 10-Dec-19 20:08:22

As a girl Ann wished to be an astronaut
So absorbed by the science she was taught
The training was tough
Four years was enough
And a moon landing was the upshot.

Will Santa be coming to see me?

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 10-Dec-19 20:14:20

Will Santa be coming to see me?
I gave him my list when I sat on his knee.

I been good and only a little bit bad !

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Jangran99 Tue 10-Dec-19 22:42:45

Will Santa be coming to see me?
I gave him my list when I sat on his knee.
He said "Ho,ho,ho"

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crazyH Tue 10-Dec-19 23:47:02

Will Santa be coming to see me?
I gave him my list when I sat on his knee.
He said "Ho,ho,ho"
And "Oh, no, no,no"

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henetha Wed 11-Dec-19 10:17:53

Will Santa be coming to see me?
I gave him my list when I sat on his knee.
He said "Ho,ho,ho"
And "Oh, no,no,no"
"You're greedy, you only get two or three".

So I'll go round the Christmas market instead

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Oldandverygrey Wed 11-Dec-19 13:09:19

So I'll go round the Christmas market instead
Might even consider painting the town red

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crazyH Wed 11-Dec-19 13:30:16

So I'll go round the Christmas market instead
Might even consider painting the town red
If you can’t do it now

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callgirl1 Wed 11-Dec-19 23:49:38

So I`ll go round the Christmas market instead
Might even consider painting the town red
If you can`t do it now
Just take a vow

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crazyH Wed 11-Dec-19 23:57:10

So I`ll go round the Christmas market instead
Might even consider painting the town red
If you can`t do it now
Just take a vow
That no one will ever share your bed.

A vow of chastity is one I have taken

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Jangran99 Thu 12-Dec-19 09:01:14

A vow of chastity is one I have taken
My unfaithful lover I've forsaken

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henetha Thu 12-Dec-19 10:04:48

A vow of chastity is one I have taken
My unfaithful lover I've forsaken
I'd rather be single

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Dec-19 12:58:59

A vow of chastity is one I have taken
My unfaithful lover I've forsaken
I'd rather be single
I'll no longer mingle

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-19 15:50:10

A vow of chastity is one I have taken
My unfaithful lover I've forsaken
I'd rather be single
I'll no longer mingle
I'll stay home and do some baking.

Men! I can take them or leave them

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Gemini1789 Thu 12-Dec-19 20:29:24

Men! I can take them or leave them
I can shake them or even heave them

Out of the house

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Juliet27 Fri 13-Dec-19 08:02:42

Men! I can take them or leave them
I can shake them or even heave them
Out of the house
I’m hardly a mouse

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