Limericks 11

Men! I can take them or leave them
I can shake them or even heave them
Out of the house
I’m hardly a mouse
When it comes to their lies, I don't believe 'em

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice
Should I talk to myself?

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice
Should I talk to myself?
Or find a new elf ?

I like living alone, I'm solo by choice
Nothing better than hearing your own voice
Should I talk to myself?
Or find a new elf ?
Or maybe take in a lodger called Joyce.

While out walking in the woods yesterday

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey
Joyous, the kits scurry

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey
Joyous, the kits scurry
With tails in a flurry

While out walking in the woods yesterday
High up in a tree I noticed a drey
Joyous, the kits scurry
With tails in a flurry
I loved watching the squirrels at play.

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He’s coming to town it’s been declared

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He's coming to town its been declared
With reindeers at the ready

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He's coming to town its been declared
With reindeers at the ready
But Rudolph's looking unsteady

Father Christmas's sleigh is being prepared
He's coming to town its been declared
With reindeers at the ready
But Rudolph's looking unsteady
I think he and Santa had a dare !

The sleigh looks ready to topple

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble
The children are waiting

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble
The children are waiting
Anticipating

The sleigh looks ready to topple
Santa's starting to wobble
The children are waiting
Anticipating
No show and there’ll be a squabble

For Christmas I’m getting a tooth capped ?

For Christmas I’m getting a tooth capped ?
Good luck! I'm just getting the gifts wrapped

For Christmas I'm getting a tooth capped
Good luck! I'm just getting the gifts wrapped
I'll bite into the turkey

For Christmas I`m getting a tooth capped
Good luck! I`m just getting the gifts wrapped
I`ll bite into the turkey
It`ll make me feel perky

For Christmas I`m getting a tooth capped
Good luck! I`m just getting the gifts wrapped
I`ll bite into the turkey
It`ll make me feel perky
Oh No! Has my crown just cracked?

That means another trip to the dentist

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list
I'd rather go gummy

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list
I'd rather go gummy
By 'eck and gor lummy

That means another trip to the dentist
Another chore to add to the endless list
I'd rather go gummy
By 'eck and gor lummy
December’s driving me round the
twist.

And supposing I have to eat with care?