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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Tue 17-Dec-19 22:06:36

And supposing I have to eat with care?
Can I try toffee, just for a dare?

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 17-Dec-19 22:58:53

And supposing I have to eat with care?
Can I try toffee, just for a dare?
A Turkish Delight is much safer

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Gemini1789 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:14:50

And supposing I have to eat with care?
Can I try toffee, just for a dare?
A Turkish Delight is much safer
A small treat , not too much to pay ‘fer’

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:15:18

And supposing I have to eat with care?
Can I try toffee, just for a dare?
Turkish Delight is safer
But not Caramel Wafer

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Gemini1789 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:31:35

And supposing I have to eat with care?
Can I try toffee, just for a dare?
Turkish Delight is safer
But not Caramel Wafer
There may be nuts hiding in there.

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Gemini1789 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:33:43

Oops forgot new line ...

They say that sprouts are sweet this year

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callgirl1 Wed 18-Dec-19 00:18:00

They say that sprouts are sweet this year
They don`t fill ME with festive cheer,

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Elrel Wed 18-Dec-19 01:46:23

They say that sprouts are sweet this year
They don`t fill ME with festive cheer,
Though I do like roast parsnips with honey

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Dec-19 04:00:58

sticking to limerick rhythm

They say that sprouts are sweet this year
They don`t fill ME with festive cheer,
Roast parsnips with honey
Are best for my money

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henetha Wed 18-Dec-19 11:18:16

They say that sprouts are sweet this year
They don`t fill ME with festive cheer,
Roast parsnips with honey
Are best for my money
Always washed down with a pint of beer.

What's that on the top of my tree?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Dec-19 14:36:05

What's that on the top of my tree?
A glittery white star, I see

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Elrel Wed 18-Dec-19 15:06:24

What's that on the top of my tree?
A glittery white star, I see
Swaying in strict rhythm

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Dec-19 16:56:16

What's that on the top of my tree?
A glittery white star, I see
Swaying in strict rhythm
Such a perfect vision

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callgirl1 Wed 18-Dec-19 23:37:18

What`s that on top of my tree?
A glittery white star, I see
Swaying in strict rhythm
Such a perfect vision
Wonder what it thinks of me?

I hope I`m looking truly festive

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Gemini1789 Wed 18-Dec-19 23:43:44

I hope I`m looking truly festive
Inside I’m feeling very restive

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crazyH Wed 18-Dec-19 23:57:37

I hope I`m looking truly festive
Inside I’m feeling very restive
My hairs red, my jacket's green

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Gemini1789 Thu 19-Dec-19 00:33:04

I hope I`m looking truly festive
Inside I’m feeling very restive
My hairs red,
my jacket's green
My thigh length boots are quite suggestive.

The Gransnet party is in full swing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 19-Dec-19 09:17:50

The Gransnet part is in full swing
So let's open the bubbly and sing

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henetha Thu 19-Dec-19 10:11:19

The Gransnet part is in full swing
So let's open the bubbly and sing
Knees up Mother Brown

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Dec-19 12:18:37

The Gransnet part is in full swing
So let's open the bubbly and sing
Knees up Mother Brown
Any sorrows let’s drown

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Oldandverygrey Thu 19-Dec-19 13:07:36

The Gransnet part is in full swing
So lets open the bubbly and sing
Knees up Mother Brown
Any sorrows lets drown
And lets all of us do our own thing!

But will I suffer the next day?

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Dec-19 13:46:14

But will I suffer the next day?
Having let myself get carried away

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Amee Thu 19-Dec-19 14:09:44

But will I suffer the next day?
Having let myself get carried away
A headache is looming

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crazyH Thu 19-Dec-19 14:26:45

But will I suffer the next day?
Having let myself get carried away
A headache is looming
Still more to be doing

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Gemini1789 Fri 20-Dec-19 01:34:02

But will I suffer the next day?
Having let myself get carried away
A headache is looming
Still more to be doing
Take a pill and get on my way

But I can hear something outside

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