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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

henetha Fri 20-Dec-19 10:22:58

But I can hear something outside,
Sort of howling, - It's Dracula's bride!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Dec-19 11:13:05

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - it's Dracula's bride
Halloween's been and gone

Oldandverygrey Fri 20-Dec-19 13:33:29

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - its Draculas bride
Halloweens been and gone
Which we all know is a con

Gemini1789 Fri 20-Dec-19 14:02:37

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - its Draculas bride
Halloweens been and gone
Which we all know is a con
Santa’s here with gifts inside

There was a little boy all lonely and sad

Oldandverygrey Fri 20-Dec-19 16:44:35

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad

Quesera Fri 20-Dec-19 21:50:55

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish

henetha Sat 21-Dec-19 12:51:18

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish
Opened them and found a fish

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 13:55:55

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish
Opened them and found a fish
Which made him very very mad

So he put the fish in the pond

Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 13:59:49

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:19:01

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:39:47

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him
She certainly wasn't dim

Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 16:43:00

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him
She certainly wasn't dim
Maybe they could have a good bond

Cats is a movie I’d like to see

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 17:14:37

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree

Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 18:05:42

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try

Quesera Sat 21-Dec-19 21:23:52

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try
And hope I don’t cry

Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:17:13

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try
And hope I don’t cry
I usually do , that’s just me.

There was a tornado in Kent

callgirl1 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:29:48

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent

Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:37:40

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough

Jangran99 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:50:57

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
That even the tough

callgirl1 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:51:35

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
Being homeless is tough

Juliet27 Sun 22-Dec-19 00:18:14

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
That even the tough
Feel we don’t deserve all that’s been sent

It’s Australia that needs all this rain

Jangran99 Sun 22-Dec-19 00:30:08

It’s Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain

henetha Sun 22-Dec-19 12:26:59

It’s Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Dec-19 13:18:48

It's Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts doe seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat
Sadly has 'em beat

Juliet27 Sun 22-Dec-19 14:20:58

It's Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat
Sadly has 'em beat
It's a wonder they don't go insane.

We've now reached the shortest day

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