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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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henetha Fri 20-Dec-19 10:22:58

But I can hear something outside,
Sort of howling, - It's Dracula's bride!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Dec-19 11:13:05

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - it's Dracula's bride
Halloween's been and gone

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Oldandverygrey Fri 20-Dec-19 13:33:29

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - its Draculas bride
Halloweens been and gone
Which we all know is a con

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Gemini1789 Fri 20-Dec-19 14:02:37

But I can hear something outside
Sort of howling - its Draculas bride
Halloweens been and gone
Which we all know is a con
Santa’s here with gifts inside

There was a little boy all lonely and sad

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Oldandverygrey Fri 20-Dec-19 16:44:35

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad

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Quesera Fri 20-Dec-19 21:50:55

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish

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henetha Sat 21-Dec-19 12:51:18

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish
Opened them and found a fish

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 13:55:55

There was a little boy all lonely and sad
Because he didn't have a dad
He closed his eyes and made a wish
Opened them and found a fish
Which made him very very mad

So he put the fish in the pond

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 13:59:49

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:19:01

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:39:47

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him
She certainly wasn't dim

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 16:43:00

So he put the fish in the pond
And wished for a magic wand
A blonde appeared before him
She certainly wasn't dim
Maybe they could have a good bond

Cats is a movie I’d like to see

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 17:14:37

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 18:05:42

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try

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Quesera Sat 21-Dec-19 21:23:52

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try
And hope I don’t cry

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:17:13

Cats is a movie I’d like to see
Is it good? The critics can't agree
I’ll give it a try
And hope I don’t cry
I usually do , that’s just me.

There was a tornado in Kent

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callgirl1 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:29:48

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:37:40

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough

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Jangran99 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:50:57

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
That even the tough

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callgirl1 Sat 21-Dec-19 23:51:35

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
Being homeless is tough

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Dec-19 00:18:14

There was a tornado in Kent
Left everything terribly bent
The floods were enough
That even the tough
Feel we don’t deserve all that’s been sent

It’s Australia that needs all this rain

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Jangran99 Sun 22-Dec-19 00:30:08

It’s Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain

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henetha Sun 22-Dec-19 12:26:59

It’s Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Dec-19 13:18:48

It's Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts doe seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat
Sadly has 'em beat

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Dec-19 14:20:58

It's Australia that needs all this rain
All their efforts do seem to be in vain
It's the blazing heat
Sadly has 'em beat
It's a wonder they don't go insane.

We've now reached the shortest day

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