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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Gemini1789 Sun 22-Dec-19 19:50:57

We've now reached the shortest day
Dark nights are passing away

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Jangran99 Sun 22-Dec-19 20:30:36

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Dec-19 07:19:24

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away
‘My’ robin’s singing

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 07:55:10

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away
‘My’ robin’s singing
Soon bluebirds winging

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Dec-19 09:25:29

We've now reached the shortest day
Spring’s delights not far away
‘My’ robin’s singing
Soon bluebirds winging
A sunny day - a change from grey

Off to view decorations in other towns

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henetha Mon 23-Dec-19 10:20:03

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Dec-19 12:31:46

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns
So brightly shining

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 23-Dec-19 17:34:45

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns
So brightly shining
With colours combining

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:34:40

Off to view decorations in other towns
Idly wondering if there'll be smiles or frowns
So brightly shining
With colours combining
Might splash out and spend a few pounds

I opened the door and looked out

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:43:22

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !

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Gemini1789 Mon 23-Dec-19 18:49:21

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !
I planted it in the ground

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Dec-19 19:01:08

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !
I planted it in the ground
It was dug up by a hound

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Dec-19 20:09:38

I opened the door and looked out
And there on the step was a sprout !
I planted it in the ground
It was dug up by a hound
Using his sensitive snout

Which vegetable do you really hate?

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Dec-19 08:17:11

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don’t like turnip on my plate

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henetha Tue 24-Dec-19 10:01:27

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don’t like turnip on my plate,
I hate broad beans

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Dec-19 12:43:25

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don't like turnip on my plate
I hate bread beans
Any kind of beans

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Quesera Tue 24-Dec-19 17:30:19

Which vegetable do you really hate?
I don't like turnip on my plate
I hate broad beans
Any kind of beans
To see them makes me quite irate.

But I love a roast parsnip or two

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Dec-19 18:11:43

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few

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henetha Wed 25-Dec-19 10:21:32

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few
It's all rather yummy

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Juliet27 Wed 25-Dec-19 11:50:20

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few
It's all rather yummy
Increases the tummy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Dec-19 13:05:22

But I love a roast parsnip or two
Even a roast beetroot or few
It's all rather yummy
Increases the tummy
Now I'm too big for my blue jeans, boo hoo.

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime

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Gemini1789 Wed 25-Dec-19 22:09:37

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.

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FarNorth Wed 25-Dec-19 23:12:42

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.
I'll go out for a run

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Dec-19 07:02:07

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.
I'll go out for a run
Try to shift this ton

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crazyH Thu 26-Dec-19 11:14:31

Tomorrow I'll start a new exercise regime
But first I must eat up the Christmas cream.
I'll go out for a run
Try to shift this ton
Ofcourse it's only a dream.

It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber

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