Limericks 12

Not much on the Garden Birdwatch today
I think I'll go lay in the hay

Not much on the Garden Birdwatch today
I think I'll go lay in the hay
The mind boggles ?

Not much on the Garden Birdwatch today
I think I`ll go lay in the hay
The mind boggles
I`m wearing my goggles,

Not much on the Garden Birdwatch today
I think I`ll go lay in the hay
The mind boggles
I`m wearing my goggles,
No wonder the birds keep away!

Dark mornings have me feeling sad

Dark mornings have me feeling sad
To greet the spring I'll be very glad

Dark mornings have me feeling sad
To greet the spring I'll be very glad
Still weeks to wait

Dark mornings have me feeling sad
To greet the spring I'll be very glad
Still weeks to wait
Till arrives at my gate

Dark morning have me feeling sad
To greet the spring I'll be very glad
Still weeks to wait
Till it arrives at my gate
Snowdrops are out so don't feel too bad.

At the florists there are many exotic blooms

At the florists there are many exotic blooms
And just as many with wonderful perfumes

At the florists there are many exotic blooms
And just as many with wonderful perfumes
Roses and freesias

At the florists there are many exotic blooms
And just as many with wonderful perfumes
Roses and freesias
Sweet nemesias

At the florists there are many exotic blooms
And just as many with wonderful perfumes
Roses and freesias
Sweet nemesias.
Meaning lots of beautifully scented rooms.

A sweet little old Gran from Dundee

A sweet little old Gran from Dundee
Had a secret no one could see

A sweet little old gran from Dundee
Had a secret no one could see
She kept a pot under her bed,

A sweet little old gran from Dundee
Had a secret no one could see
She kept a pot under her bed,
As she was thinking ahead

A sweet little old gran from Dundee
Had a secret no one could see
She kept a pot under her bed,
As she was thinking ahead
Of its proximity for her night pee

She leapt out of bed in a rush

She leapt out of bed in a rush
Stark naked, oh that made her blush

She leapt out of bed in a rush
Stark naked, oh that made her blush
A knock at the door

She leapt out of bed in a rush
Stark naked, oh that made her blush
A knock at the door
she just could not ignore

She leapt out of bed in a rush
Stark naked, oh that made her blush
A knock at the door
She could could not ignore
"Where's my dressing gown? Oh, tch tch."

A door-to-door salesman with charming patter

A door-to-door salesman with charming patter
Kept on trying to flatter

A door-to-door salesman with charming patter
Kept trying ( our little lady) to flatter
Then to her dismay

A door-to-door salesman with charming patter
Kept trying ( our little lady) to flatter
Then to her dismay
He ran away

A door-to-door salesman with charming patter
Kept trying (our little old lady) to flatter
Then to her dismay
He ran away
With her savings laid out on a platter.

She called the police in an instant,

She called the police in an instant,
But by now the thief was distant