Limericks 13

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi
Also says we must drink green tea
And eat only sushi
Methinks he's pushy

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi
Also says we must drink green tea
And eat only sushi
Methinks he's pushy
I'll eat and drink just what suits me.

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said "too hilly"

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees
And it makes me wheeze

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees
And I must stop for wees

henetha ?

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees
And it makes me wheeze
In fact your idea’s rather silly

I’d like a slice of laverbread

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread
Nice, made from seaweed

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread
Nice, made from seaweed
Downed with Honey Mead

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread
Nice, made from seaweed
Downed with Honey Mead
Which I'll drink till I'm off my head.

So the laverbread won't taste so bad

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad.

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad
Lashings of butter

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad
Lashings of butter
‘Not too much’, I mutter

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad
Lashings of butter
‘Not too much’, I mutter
Or I'll get fat and then feel sad.

I'm buying new clothes for winter

I’m buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter

I'm buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter
A scarf and a hat?

I'm buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter
A scarf and a hat?
For me, not the cat

I'm buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter
A scarf and a hat?
For me, not the cat
Buying for warmth - I’m no stinter

I think I’ve started to feel SAD

I think I’ve started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad

I think I’ve started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad
It's not Winter yet

I think I’ve started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad
It's not Winter yet
It's sunny not wet

I think I've started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad
It's not Winter yet
It's sunny not wet
The onset of Autumn feels bad.

Today I saw the first mince pies

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize

Ii