Limericks 13

Some words just don't easily rhyme
But we mustn't see it s a crime
For example this
Shows many words are amiss

Some words just don't easily rhyme
But we mustn't see it s a crime
For example this
Shows many words are amiss
But the syllables march in time.

We need to look at more game sites

Some words just don't easily rhyme
But we mustn't see it s a crime
For example this
Shows many words are amiss
And it's such a brain taxing pastime

We need to keep ourselves occupied

Sorry Crazy, didn't refresh.

We need to look at more game sites
There may be some hidden delights

We need to look at more game sites
There may be some hidden delights
But my brains's in a tizz

We need to look at more game sites
There may be some hidden delights
But my brains's in a tizz
I gave the goldfish a kiss

We need to look at more game sites
There may be some hidden delights
But my brains's in a tizz
I gave the goldfish a kiss
I think you’re abusing his rights ?

I feel the world is being taught a lesson

I feel the world is being taught a lesson
A truth which there's so much stress in

I feel the world is being taught a lesson
No doubt about that- He’s on a mission

Sorry Jangran, I’m using my small phone and I couldn’t see the whole page

I feel the world is being taught a lesson
A truth which there's so much stress in
How long will it last

I feel the world is being taught a lesson
A truth which there's so much stress in
How long will it last
Until we change the past

I feel the world is being taught a lesson
A truth which there's so much stress in
How long will it last
Until we change the past
And follow rules some couldn’t care less in

Walked the dog early so back home by six

Walked the dog early so back home by six
We bounded through the woods, up to our tricks

Walked the dog early so back home by six
We bounded through the woods, up to our tricks
The birds were just tweeting

Walked the dog early so back home by six
We bounded through the woods, up to our tricks
The birds were just tweeting
It was such a nice greeting

Walked the dog early so back home by six
We bounded through the woods, up to our tricks
The birds were just tweeting
It was such a nice greeting
Then the dog spoilt it all by being sick!

Good job I had brought a spare poo bag,

Good job I saved a poo bag.
I would hate to encounter a poo lag.

Good job I saved a poo bag.
I would hate to encounter a poo lag.
If its not on the ground

Good job I saved a poo bag.
I would hate to encounter a poo lag.
If its not on the ground
And easily found

Good job I saved a poo bag.
I would hate to encounter a poo lag.
If its not on the ground
And easily found
It'll be enough to make me gag

I sat on the bench and greeted passers-by

I sat on the bench and greeted passers-by
With ‘A’right?’ ‘Wotcha!’ Or simply ‘Hi’

I sat on the bench and greeted passers-by
With ‘A’right?’ ‘Wotcha!’ Or simply ‘Hi’
They all responded

I sat on the bench and greeted passers-by
With ‘A’right?’ ‘Wotcha!’ Or simply ‘Hi’
They all responded
That's how we bonded

I sat on the bench and greeted passers-by
With ‘A’right?’ ‘Wotcha!’ Or simply ‘Hi’
They all responded
That's how we bonded
But with the 2 metre rule we still comply.

I must search for jigsaws in the loft