Limericks 13

All my wild flowers are about to bloom
Their wonderful colours dispel the gloom
They brighten each year
And bring such cheer
I’ll cut some to keep in my room.

After lockdown we’ll go back to Fowey

After lockdown we’ll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I’m full of joy

After lockdown we'll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I'm full of joy
Will we travel by boat?

After lockdown we'll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I'm full of joy
Will we travel by boat?
I love being afloat,

After lockdown we'll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I'm full of joy
Will we travel by boat?
I love being afloat,
Yes, let’s get going - ship ahoy!

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny
Steering, so tiny

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny
Steering, so tiny
He saw himself driving it coolly a ?of

We all have secret dreams I suppose

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny
Steering, so tiny
He saw himself driving it coolly ?

We all have secret dreams I suppose

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes
How about a back flip

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes
How about a back flip
I'd damage my hip

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes
How about a back flip
I'd damage my hip
And also my nether regions expose!

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim
Or like Capt Tom, I'll just walk

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim
Or like Capt Tom, I'll just walk
At weariness I’ll not balk

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim
Or like Capt Tom, I'll just walk
At weariness I’ll not balk
Anything to help me stay slim.

How to stop ourselves from feeling down

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown
Plan next year’s sunny break

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown
Plan next year’s sunny break
And what new clothes to take

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown
Plan next year’s sunny break
And what new clothes to take
That'll remove all trace of a frown.

A buxom young lady from Pinner

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner
She measured her girth

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner
She measured her girth
And thought she was worth