Limericks 13

Some find it hard to be monogamous
Perhaps, like me, they're too glamorous ?
Opportunities abound
Pretty girls are all around
Who can blame them for getting all amorous?

But when the time comes to settle down

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown
Is this a partner for life?

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown
Is this a partner for life?
A beloved wife

But when the time comes to settle down
There's more to finding who'll wear the wedding gown
Is this a partner for life?
A beloved wife
Who’ll look good on his arm around town.

Methinks that time will soon tell

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it - that Belle

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it - that Belle
She was such a flirt

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it - that Belle
She was such a flirt
I won’t dish the dirt

Methinks that time will soon tell
Whether she was worth it- that Belle
She was such a flirt
I won`t dish the dirt
Of how often she went to the well!

She kept a little red book,

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook
While she kept the score

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook
While she kept the score
She still wanted more

She kept a little red book,
With names of those she managed to hook
While she kept the score
She still wanted more
A book full by hook or by crook

A cuckolded husband from Battle

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle-tattle

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle-tattle
But when she eloped

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle-tattle
But when she eloped
With the fool she had doped

A cuckolded husband from Battle
Was tired of salacious tittle- tattle
But when she eloped
With the fool she had doped
His cage it really did rattle.

He wanted to get his revenge,

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge
Left her there in the lurch

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge
Left her there in the lurch
Not even a bird on a perch

He wanted to get his revenge,
And took her to visit Stonehenge
Left her there in the lurch
Not even a bird on a perch
So she made it home with a sledge

Got a new garden for spring

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping
A rockery maybe

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping
A rockery maybe
Or a tall, stately tree

Got a new garden for spring
Could do with a bit of landscaping
A rockery maybe
Or a tall, stately tree
And a gazebo for escaping.

Can't think of one reason why not