Monday: Miss Marydoll's, Marvellous, Matharathonic, Maths, Malarkey.

Please Miss, can I have my tick in the register?

I am here but my boyfriend's waiting in the playground and wants me to go and skip amongst the bluebells, ie do some weeding.

I'll be back later to do my sums, after I've hung out the washing and dusted your classroom.
No-one else does it (sigh)

Good morning, Callistemon@ favourite pupil. I will see you later.

Morning Miss I got in fore pantglas dus that mean I can be register monitor today ?

I’m working hard MissDoll it’s a tricky one today and I’ve run out of fingers and toes.

Here gilly bowow mine then we can do it tween us. ?

I think I’ve got in now . Will send a PM .

Miss Miss I done it. Am I first. Do I go to top class if I rite.
I won’t tell but wait to see if I rite later. ?
P.S miss I din get my boy fren to help I did it by my own.

gillybob you just beatted me.

I might’ve beated you Doodle but mine cud be rong

No I don fink so. We boff used fingers and toes. Must be rite.?

Sorry I’m late Miss, I thought it was Sunday ?. I’ve worked it out and will I’m you ?

Don’t you dare IM miss bathsheba that’s rude ?

Oh dear Mary doll. This took me right back to when I was 11 and on Friday mornings we did ‘ problems ‘. I just couldn’t grasp it and teacher thought I was messing about so he said to go in the back of the classroom and write a story. That usually shut me up.
Funnily enough at high school once we learned algebra I managed better. Letters you see. Not numbers.
And when I passed o level maths my teacher was amazed. So was I !
Right I’ll have a go at this one now.
Glad you’re feeling better by the way.

I’m here! Been bizee polishin my bajs and Miss apple ? an checcin fo wyrms- she don’t like ? doesn’t Miss, she as a fobia bout em!

I av PMd Miss (I wudden dweam of IM her like wot sum of you do) wid the crect ansa an she’ll be long shotly to give me nother baj wit I’m dservin.......

Alors, mes petites enfants, Gillybob and Bathsheba have surpassed themselves. Go to the top of the class.
?? and as it's a nice day here, ??

Now, as an extra reward, I'm going to give you even more work! ?

This should keep you out of mischief.

Two brothers (Milo and Noah) lived together and shared two things in common; they were both short and they were both very forgetful. After having misplaced/lost the key to their apartment on several occasions, they decided that instead of bringing the key with them, they would instead hide the key on top of the door frame.

Unfortunately, neither Milo nor Noah were tall enough to reach the top of the door frame. So they devised a system. The older brother, Milo, stood on the shoulders of his younger brother, Noah and was able to just reach the top of the door frame (and the hiding spot for their key). Noah was significantly smaller than his older brother, so why would the bigger, older brother stand on the smaller, younger brother's shoulders?

Note: this is not a trick question (it's not because the older brother was mean or because the younger brother was in a wheelchair or didn't have any arms).^

Pantglas, I'm crying tears of joy, reading your PM.?
Unfortunately, someone ate your ice cream.

Ooh ? no! An I woz all exited thinking I woz avin my reeword swell as my new baj!

Please ignore this post, class. I'm trying to help someone on GN with an IT problem and using this thread, as I need somewhere to post.

Doz it help if you have a criminal record to do this one Miss? Cos I can’t do it - I’m stumped and scratching me ‘ead.

I’ll ‘ave a go at the Noah and Milo one now ‘though I don’t know either of ‘em. Do they live near you Miss?

Don’t you dare IM miss bathsheba that’s rude

Haha, oops! Will pm you is what it should have said. I would never, ever be rude to our lovely Miss Doll

Oops sorry thought this was the IT thread...

Puzzler, they are ex pupils of mine. I know them very well and hope they don't appear in this class. They will wreak havoc, if they sit near Doodle! ?

Try and work backwards from the answer I gave. Instead of subracting the diamonds, start at zero and add.

Hermia it worked! . An apple for the teacher, actually I prefer chocolate!?

I'm sick of this healthy eating lark!