Monday: Miss Marydoll's, Marvellous, Matharathonic, Maths, Malarkey.

I fink we mite all need a spellin lessun . MissDoll .

You cud post summing like how do you spell byootiful and we will copy .

Well, my IT lesson was successful. At this rate I will be back working full time!

Gilly, you are one of my good girls, keep up the good work. ?

Miss I've been off for a few days do I need a note?

trisher, you don't certainly don't need a note. The school were contacted by the police, as you were caught sunbathing in the park with those nasty grammar school boys!
Consorting with BOYS and breaking the Covid guidlines. You HUSSY!
We have photographic evidence, but it is so shocking, I can't post it. ?

Miss I told the rozzers coppers pigs police (phew) the boys were helping me with my Shakespeare an' I was just doing the balcony scene an that's why I'd taken my top off cos it was bedtime. I wasn't sunbathing.

Tole you Miss that trisher was misbeeavin wiv BOYS cos I sore her snogging an fings.....? wunt sprys me if she’s pregernent woteva that meens.....is it summat catsndogs get? I’ve herd bout ‘pregernent paws’ so myst be that!

I think I've worked out the Noah and Milo one Miss. I've pm'd you my reasoning.

Pantglas2 corse you don't know Shakespeare ther's a lot off kissin in it. An I know now you don't get Babies threw kissing. I learned that in *Miss Marydoll's*class!

trisher's right Pantglas. You have to sit on a toilet seat after a boy's sat on it to get a baby. I thought everyone knew that!!!

puzzler if youse scratching your hed you might have got pantglas’ nits ?. ..... I bet she got a nit baj too ?
trisher woz they nice boys ?
Please Miss I tol my boy fren your Milo Noah question and e got the anser strate away. He vewy clevr Miss ?

Bathsheba and Doodle, star pupils.
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I knew you wouldn't let me down. ?

bathsheba I fink yor clevr like my boy fren but I don’t fink you know where babies cum from. I no fro certin that the stork bring them. ?

I pm’d you Miss (about Noah & his bruv). But still scratching my ‘ead about those thieves...
Might need to go and av’ a lie down soon, give my brain a rest ?

Ooh Doodle youse castin them sturtiams gain!

I avent got nits nor a baj forem - wot I ave got is a Nitty Nora’s No 1 Sistant stificate an a komb for the klass if sumone gets em!

I’m not doin the second teezer til I get my eyescweam back ....I’ve got my sulkin ed on just like Furzel Rummage!

Puzzler, not quite there, yet. You are on the right track.
There is a wee bit more to it.
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Doodle the boys from the grammer school are very nice and very intelaj intellij clever. They know lots of things like books an plays. They are doin Shakespeer with me now, an all the kissin bits. They want to do somebody calls Deeate Lawrinse next. They don't like mafs

Pantglas Miss told you ages and ages ago that someone ate your ice cream ?. And anyway, even if they hadn't, it would all be melted by now ?

P.S. I know who ate it but I'm not telling. it wasn't me

PMd the first one, took me a while, I should have been ironing... so will try to work the second one out while I tackle the laundry!

He had longer arms and could reach better.

I knowd it wudda melted Bathsheba but mine woz a 99 coz I is speshul an I cudda joyed that cuddn I! I ope the greedee ? wot nicked it spens the affernwn bein sic ? !

Watch out for them grammar skool boys.
Their trouble with a capital T

Got your PMs, Callistemon and Joy Bloggs. Thanks!

Joy ?
Callistemon, second part correct,? sorry about the first.
I won't comment on your answer until later. We try to let others have chance. ?

Farmor, ? Well done!

I’m very impressed with this teacher who corrects the homework so quickly?