Monday: Miss Marydoll's, Marvellous, Matharathonic, Maths, Malarkey.

I cannot shake off my past life and having an HT who was never off our back! ?
He did spot checks on the homework jotters.

Callistemon the grammer school boys are very nice and they share their sweeties when I get the kissin right. You can come an practis if you like.
Miss if I PM you with the right ansa do you give sweeties?

Miss! Miss! Trisher is bein grwmmed! An she’s courijin Callistemon swell! Shall I cawl Chylelyne and their antisoshul shirkers?

Pantglas2 my mum says a girl shud always be well-groomd.

Joy, another correct answer!?

I will post the answers in an hour.

Hello JMarion welcome to class. We don’t post the answers so others can have a go. As you’re new you wouldn’t know that so it doesn’t matter. We either PM Miss Doll or we wait till she gives the answers later. Nice of you to join us.?

miss I fink you might won’t to wefink me bein the norty one ?

Miss I wont be here in an hour. Ive got to do sum Shakespeer. I'm just going to the loo. Doodle Ive got lippy and masker maskr eye stuff want sum?

Pantglas was that post in Welsh?

Sorry, I can only say LlanfairPG

Miss wot’s snogging an ow does Pantglas know bout it??

Cor yes trisher I fink I might like Shakespeer too. carillion you can cum wiv us pantglas finks trisher is Ledin you a stray ?

Waiting with baited breathp

We all is littleflo ?

Lippy and stuff in the loo. Meetin the grammer school boys to do Shakespeer. whos cumin.

Evening Class, the school server packed up and we have had no internet.

I suspect it's those boys, you lot sneaked in. There are some dodgy sites in the browsing history! ?

Er, who is littleflo? Are you from that posh school down the road? ?

Five thieves

ANSWER: 30.

EXPLANATION: The trick is to work backwards. There were 0 diamonds left when the fifth thief arrived. So that is how many diamonds remained after the fourth thief looted. Calculate the number of diamonds that were there before the fourth thief looted using: d - (d/2 + 1) = 0. Use this same equation for the other thieves changing the 0 to the number of diamonds present when the subsequent/later thief arrived.

Door key
ANSWER: Milo was TALLER and therefore had longer arms. Had the shorter brother, Noah, stood on the shoulders of the taller brother, Milo, he would not have been able to reach the top of the doorframe

CraftyGranny, you get the citizenship award for being the kindest girl in school!

Er Miss scuse me but there is no craftygranny in skol unless I missed er ?. An Miss I fink you’ll fin I’ve bin quite kind. Felin urt now ?. An Miss I got bof sums rite even if my boy fren did one.

Oy pantglas miss as got anover favrite an is not you. An wots more it sum one who don even cum to skol. ?

Doodle, CraftyGranny sent me a note to tell me, she was busy on her sewing machine and would be late, but she did give me her answer.

Don't be upset, you know you are all my favourite, faithful pupils. ?

Thanks, Miss, good to do a few sums while locked up, and you're a very kindly teacher marking our answers so quickly!

Miss are we all aloud to stay in bed at home an not cum into skul. ?

craftyGranny welcum to Miss Doll’s skul. Watch out for pantglas she’ll want yor kindestest girl in skul baj ?

Doodle pet, of course you can! You will anyway, nothing I say will make any difference!??

Thanks Doodle for the welcome. I mean fanks fer de welcum, is dat be'er, and Pantglas can go and run, she aint getin me baj, so ther.

Fank you Miss for me tificate.