Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Tricky, Tantalising, Tortuous, Teaser.

I bed she is too Gillybob

Sowwy ime laet agen Miss. I bin wating fore me dog to av a numba 2 cos the schoopid mutt ett me ohmwerk last nite. Then wen he ad wun me mum wooden let me av a poke arand in it so I stil avnt got it.

Butt I av mannidged to do this won, I fink. Ive pee emmd my arnsa to yoo.

Yoo shud be showin us a beta sampl Miss Sheba bee in the supp liar tee cha ‘n all.

I didnn eevn noed yoo ad a dog?

Scuses and scuses .

Ma heid is birlin' tryin tae read these answers! ???

HINT for those who are finding it difficult: If a number is divisible by 15, it must be divisible by both 3 and 5. So, write down all the numbers you can think of, starting from zero of course, then check if they are divisible by 3, then 5, you have your answer.

Now apples for the class.
Gillybob star pupil, ?
Pantglas,?
Callistemon, ?
Bathsheba, ?
CraftyGranny ?

Here is another wee teaser to keep you going.

A woman, who is having trouble sleeping, decides to call her next-door neighbour in the middle of the night. When he answers, she doesn't say a word and hangs up. The woman then falls fast asleep.

What happened?

Was it her next door neighbour in bed ?

I sometimes poke my DH just to check he’s alive and breathing and then when he grunts or jumps . I close my eyes and drift off .

She is in her own bed and her neighbour is next door in his/her home.

Hurray

Must've bit that piece of ? wot dun it.

Sugar to the brane

@Marydoll

I usually peep through the window but is it
10101010?

This is my first go at a PM so hope it's sent rightly.

I sent a PM with my story Miss

Sorry Mary, it's not, but welcome to our class.

We don't usually post the answers, nor do I comment on them, as it allows the latecomers to have a go.
Most people just PM, if they won't to know if they are correct.

mary51 you click on where it says private message on the top of Marydoll's post and you can send a message to her.

It's like passing notes round the classroom but it's ok because she's the teacher.

Mary51, I don't have a PM from you, so I will send you one, in case you are not sure what it looks like.

At the top of this page, you will see a box, which says INBOX
If you click on taht, you will see my message.

Callistemon, oh you clever clogs!!! ??

? for you!

Thank you, delicious!!

Thanks Marydoll I have seen your PM now!

Pittcity ?
Your other answer is almost correct.

I’ve sent another PM . Determinated to get this rite so’s I no how to get to sleep !

Mornin Miss sorry I'm latte but I've been dancin. Keepin up extra coracle acts is importent. Ill think about this. I'm not doin Shakepeer any mor.

ive traiede me ardest mis am i rite?

Candelle sorry, but you made a fatal mistake. You were very close, but you didn't check your answer. It is a whole number.
However, I'm delighted to see you in our class.

Pittcity, second one correct. Your ice cream melted, so something else for you. ?

We are due a visit from the school dentist, , I ?will need to source some alternatives. I thought you were talking about my neighbour!!! ?

No the neighbour in the teaser is doing something, which stops the woman sleeping.
Mx

The neighbour is not a hypnotist,as some pupils thought.

Candelle, well done! ?

Hurrah - or whoray...

(Note to self - check before answering or as we were taught in school RTBQ) (read the bloomin' question)!

Bathsheba for you! ?