Monday. Maidenly Miss Marydoll’s Marvellous, Mysterious and Mischievous Maths Teasers.

...do you have anything nice in your picnic basket? Can we join you ...

Miss is Daniel yor mirer
callistemon yous woz funny
pants don wowy. I putted my pet ? On a leab ouside.
Wen r lunch cumin?

Oooh! Wot am i missin? Hoo's Daniel? I bin two bizzy emalin mi frend wots bin veree ill an i'm missin owt nou.

I got sekon puzel rite, but i not shor abowt ferst won. I pm'd Miss aggen.

I ope i gets a appel four de sekon won coz i werked harrd four vat.

Y is sum appels grene and sum red? Is vat anuvva puzel?

Aw, poor little fishies Bathsheba.
This class is so educational (soz, can't do the clever spelling you lot do).

...do you have anything nice in your picnic basket? Can we join you ...

for a bracing hike on the moors? So I replied....

?????????????. Elp yosels gurls an I ope ewe ave orl woshd yore ands!

Wot is this konsekwenses fing? I done lyke sownd o them....will Miss be appy with em?

Oooh fanks pants yummy.
Ello squiffy o dunno why sum apls are gween and sum wed. I onlee ever got a wed wun.
R youz avin ? and ? two. ?

pants konsekwenses is a gayme an you an two keep th stowy goin. I dunno wot appends at the en.

......can we join you for a bracing hike on the moors. So I replied......certainly not, I’m a good girl from a nice family. Be off with you, you scoundrel. He looked abashed and said.....

oooooo . .... I ??
an’ I hav washd my hans’ thorroly Pants.
Fank yoo. They do smel delishus.

pants av youz put willas in v uven. Eyel cum wiv yu if yous wan an old v dor opn. When wez ad lunch kan we goes and pla skippin. ?

farnorth yous is welcum to join in. Yous don ac to spel gud like wot we duz as lon as yous injoy youself. ?

Well I must replace your picnic basket because while I took my eye off Jet to talk to you, he’s .........

Miss, I PMd you puzzle no. 1 and will PM 2nd puzzle shortly.

Ugh....autocorrect acting up agin!

So, wut did I miss? Whas this about skaundrils and moors? Doodle thanks for dees delishus musheepees and chips!
Must go now and do de udder puzzil....de one dat looks scary.

Num yum num! I ave sayvd Wilas, Doodle, altho sum may ave felld owt as I playsed em cerrflee in the oven....?. Ifn I pwt a dollup o cechup on em, she wone notys!?

Well done, wila, ?

Kalu, ? So lovely to see you on the thread. ?

Miss I pee emmd yzoo my arnsa fore the sekund puzzul an yoo avent gave me anubber appul . Woz my solooshun rong? I fort I did it rite.

Doods yes yoo kan av my mushee pees but thays a bit code now, sowwy. I bin bizzy wiv elping my mum do baikin.

You took your eye off Jet and he’s gone and done t again!!!
He’s jumped in the car and landed on the auto controls. Roof up and doors locked. Keys in the ignition. Jet’s tail wags furiously and and he has a sloppy doggy grin on his face. He looks very pleased with himself. What now? ....

All 10 fish should still be in the tank.

Tom has 22 and Bob has 27 Hope I've got them both right Miss ?

Oh watch out justwidowed - yore in fore a “dire fate” now! I don no wot it ismz but thas wot Miss rote on her blakbored at the top!

Not ‘izms’, iz!!!

Ooh, justwidowed Beware of Miss's Norty Step

Ennyway, I just gave the answer up the thread too.
Bob has too menny toys

O dear, is it the Argy for justwidowed?

Ooh Bathsheba- I fort it sed ‘fire date’ and we woz goin to the fire stayshun fore a demstrayshun from them gorjys bizee firemens ?‍?

No worries justwidowed, a lot of us (me for 1) posted public answer at some time when we meant to private message Miss.

....continuing the konsekwences........
He looks very pleased with himself. What now? Oh no! He’s released the handbrake and the car is rolling down the hill towards the picnic basket. How can disaster be averted.....

willa iz a stowy. Yous ave to keep adin bits. Ow duz it finish feeing?

bath don wowy I lik col mushypees two ?

willa duz spuggy lik ?. .
pants I lik two go to fire stashun c v firemens. I spec miss wud two ?

* Bathsheba*? Sorry I missed your PM.

Justwidowed, ??

Ooo, I got an ?. Fank yoo Miss. (deep curtesy)