Thursday: Terrible Miss Mary Doll’s Totally Troublesome Teasers.

Kalu that was for perseverance, keep trying! .

Doodle ?

Oh deer Kalu dats not gud.
Beer maeks mine boyfren’s bottum coff. ‘An cuwwy.
Phew eeeee

Kalu ewe muss get yore bottm tesded ifn issa new coff jes incays is de vyruz!?

Hello all,

In late today but you don't get told off in this school. Anyway sent in an answer which maybe right, after holding on 10 mins phoning Farmer C.

CraftyGranny ?

Miss can be very fierce if your norty mary51
MissCharley can be werse.

Hello Mary I had 2 guesses before I got it right. I have to go see Farmer C soon ?

mary51 sorry , not Miss Mary

Callistemon ?

thank you Miss
was that bofe ansers?

Yes I replied to your PM.

I need a secretary!

Miss I kan be yore secretary. I is vewwy gud at kepin seecrits,

Yeah, but no but, I only got wun appel for two rite ansas.

Oh Fankoo four d aple Miss
Dis Farmer C mus be vewy poplar if evwy wun is fonin im an vistin im.
puzzler ar yous an Mary51 boff seaing Farmer C? Dat cud cors a wumpus speshally if Farmer C is mawwied. Yous betr bee kareful ?

Well I'll put my thinking cap on and go out garden. May be back later!

callistemon ow kan you az two rite ansers wen ders onlee wun queshun? ?

bath if yous goin two be Miss’ secwetawy yu as two were vewy hi heelid shoos an av yous air up in a bun an glasis on der end yous knows an yous go wound wiv a pensil ahind yous ear so yous weddy for dicktashun. Dats wot myne antie says aneeways. ?

I woz jus finkin dat two Doods. Woz thare anubba kwesjun wot I mist? As it bin rubd off the blakbored?

Thas OK Doods, I kan burro mine mums hi heald shoos. She awlwase fawls off ov them, so she wone mined ifn I av em.

Doodle Praps they lyke Farmer C coz he az condominiums wych shoes they is bein cerrfl innit?

Wos dicktashun? Souds rood!

Mi finking cap izernt werkin twoday I mus av shrunk it wen i wosht it. i nede mi lunch nou an a big coz i wolkt awl de wai to de shops an bak aggen an mi shopin woz evvy an now i gon awl limp an floppy lyke a wot nede worterin.

Farmer C is very frenly an he has lots a ladiys vysit him doodle
He dos giv us the pill an it’s vewy safe. Yoo cud ask im fer
da pill an yoo wud be safe too.

My thinking cap doesn’t work either. I’m off to see Daniel. I’d better enjoy seeing him coz he’ll be away all summer. Sigh!

I cud bee er sekketree coz I can do shoretan an I iz orlways reddi fore Dick Tayshun??