Thursday: Terrible Miss Mary Doll’s Totally Troublesome Teasers.

Puzzler- I am Miss’s Mottlee Fuel an I az a speshul cap n baj wot I wares on cayshuns wen she iz entataynin....not er mirer ocors, dems therr privats tymes...?

I downt wont two get Doods intwo twubbel Willa so ile go an hyde in de woodz but ime skayred ov de bare ?

That was so obvious. I should have seen that. A little bird whispered Pascal triangle to me at four, so I should have sent answer in!

Squiffy done doo dat. Ef yoo dry off, Miss wone notis ye 'n yoo done hev to hyde in de woodz 'n git eeten bya bare.

Ime dry now Willa so i can cum bak in. Phew, dat woz close!

Les fine Doodle, 'n we kin eet r'appos by de swings.

Oh squiffy you went an hided in der woulda so I woodn get intwo twuble. Dats so nyce. But I woodn want der bare to eet yous I wud bee vewy sad. Yes let’s eet ouz appos.?

mary51 if an ickle burd whispurd pascal twyangle to mee I would be vewy ftighted coz burds don talk.??

He's quite a tall bird really!

Mary.....ar ye shur et was'n a vewy toll bare wispwing in yer eer?

I woodn wan a bare or a burd wispwing in my eer. An d onwee twiangles I likes is tobwerone ?

I onlee wanna mirer wispring sweat nuffinks in mi year, lyke wot Miss az, wiv lotsa prezens swell ?????????

pants I fink if yous az dat sort of mirer yous will kneed to do sumfink for dem so dey byes yous nyce fings. I fink yous kneed to bee carfuwl yous keyp youself pewr and vergenal ?

Iz dat lyke beein vegan Doods?

Yes I iz veeganal if ewe disreegaar the baycn buttee wot I snift (an ett?) dis mournin!

I iz stil pewer in mynd an fort, ifn ottin deed, an I fesses mi syns evri weak in de confecktonri boks. Afta a cuppl o Ale Mairies I iz fallin bout orl ova de plaiss agen....?

Doze Ale Mairees mus bee veree alkolik Pants. Yoo betta eet a mint two hyde de smel ov boos aw yool bee in such trubbel wiv Miss!.

Ooh no Squiffy the fallin ova is diw to mi alseimers not de alkyholisism - hic!?

Norty Pants! Woch owt four ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Ooh pants ar yu shoo yous not an alkeholeic. We kud go wid you two alkeholics Nonymouse if yous lik.

I az offn fort of joynin AA .... speshialee now I av a kar an wuddna wanna braykdown!

Pants if yoo fawl doun AA can toe yoo home, theys veree gwud at dat.

squiffy dat wud be gud for pants coz if shez an alkeholeic she’ll fall doun offn sew wyl kneed two be dwagged ome by er toe ?