Thursday: Terrible Miss Mary Doll’s Totally Troublesome Teasers.

Who is Farmer C? Do I need to know?

squiffy eye’ll water yous wiv der waterin kan if yous lik but yous mite start gwowin an bee two big four klass ?
Dicktatshun does soun rood dust it bath praps you’d bettr arsk Farmer C for wun of is condominiums befour you twy it.

Dose Farmer C do dicktashun aswel? Dyoo awl av to poot a pencil ahind yore ear so he noes yoos reddy fore im?

If youz awl reddi for Dick Tayshun yoo better mayke shor yoo got sum condominiums Pants

pants av yous got wun of doze unmenshunibles for yous Dick Tayshun? Ave yous got it stuk up yet ( not aloud to say d sg word or d m wurd dis wek. I pwomised Miss C

I done reelee fink a pencil wud be mush yoos for wen Farmer C dose his dick taish tatch fingy. I fink yood av to av sumfink a bit betta anat. Lik a conundrum or a condominium or summfink.

feeling Farmer C is wear yous goes to git dwugs an fings four yous miditashuns I fink.

bath der Farmer neer me eweses a concubine arvester.

Farmer C lives in the supermarket and he orders my stuff for me from the jeepee and tells me when I can pick it up.

Had another go but back outside now.

Is at Farmer Giles Doods? My dad sez hes got Farmer Giles, an itz panefol. Sumtims he karn eevn syt doun. I done unnastan wy Farmer Giles maiks is bottym saw tho. Itz a mistree.

I ope yous raver hasn’t ad der farmers concubine arvester aneewear near is bottym bath . Dat fings got uge speyeks on it ?

Hmm dat cud be the reesun Doods. Sno wunda is bottym is saw ?.

Feelingmyage ?

Doodle I skived off yestuday but thort Id do me homewerk like a good gel.
but I only got wun appel.

Thank you Miss. My mummy sed eye am verry trying so thats good.

Mi coff is n’t a knew wun so eye am shoore its knot thi green spots Pantglas
Puzzler eye am knot aloud to dringk beer?

Fank yoo four worterin me Doods i feal betta now.

Mi hed herts coz mi finkin caps two tite an i stil carnt do de sum. Praps de jeepee can arsk Farmer C to giv me sumfing? I downe wont a concubyne arvesta tho ?

Here aye am gurls....late but betta din nevah! Wuz goin on? Squiffy youse 'l wet.....di dey opin d'swimin poo?

Where's Doodle, I pwomised to share an appo, but I havin got wun yet.

Willa Doods skwerted me wiv er hose coz i woz wiltin but i neerlee got wosht awai! ? I ad two swim bak ?‍♀️

Doodle, yoo bes lay lo, or Miss'l kum afta yoo. Squiffy, 'ere's a towil fer ye t'dry off n' dun let Miss see yoo 'r y'l git Doods inte truble.

Hi class,

? for Wila

? for Miss Charleygirl

Miss Charleygirl is not happy and neither am I, girls!

The answer is 6.

Each hexagon is the sum of the two hexagons which adjoin it in the row above.

I’m called Oopsadaisy, because when Mummy drinks her shampoo, she falls over and shouts lots of words and when I say what do those words mean Mummy she says they mean oopsadaisy.
I can do joineded up writing but Mummy says she can’t see straight sometimes, so I do it like this, poor Mummy. She says that she has a lot of crosses to bear.

Ooh do ewe lyve in de woods?? Oopsadaisy? I wuddn wanna meat a cwoss bare ?in yore ows!

Pants I want to live in your head. You are so funny.
Ever thought of writing comedy sketches?

No I don’t live in the woods Pants I think Mummy gets her sums wrong and gets lots of crosses on her homework.