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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Fri 20-Nov-20 15:50:01

And now its trending on Twitter
Giving us many a titter
At least he did try

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Hellogirl1 Fri 20-Nov-20 23:37:35

And now it`s trending on Twitter
Giving us many a titter
At least he did try
My Gran said "Oh my!"

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FarNorth Sat 21-Nov-20 11:11:30

And now it`s trending on Twitter
Giving us many a titter
At least he did try
My Gran said "Oh my!"
"That lad has not been a quitter."

There was a young girl from Tralee

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henetha Sat 21-Nov-20 11:13:32

There was a young girl from Tralee
Who drove an old Ford Capri

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Nov-20 12:13:37

There was a young girl from Tralee
Who drove and old Ford Capri
She went far and wide

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Nov-20 14:33:43

There was a young girl from Tralee
Who drove and old Ford Capri
She went far and wide
With never a guide

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Nov-20 23:09:54

There was a young girl from Tralee
Who drove an old Ford Capri
She went far and wide
With never a guide
And boy did she find sights to see!

She saw naked natives in Borneo

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crazyH Sat 21-Nov-20 23:33:21

She saw naked natives in Borneo
And brought back many a video

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Nov-20 08:40:06

She saw many naked natives in Borneo
And brought back many a video
They were so lively

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henetha Mon 23-Nov-20 10:09:30

She saw many naked natives in Borneo
And brought back many a video
They were so lively
And danced all jively

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Nov-20 12:16:19

She saw many naked natives in Borneo
And brought back many a video
They were so lively
And danced all jively
The weather was always scorch-i-o.

There was a cheesemaker from Rhyl

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FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 14:00:16

There was a cheesemaker from Rhyl
Who lived on the top of a hill

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:17:09

There was a cheesemaker from Rhyl
Who lived on the top of a hill
Cheese rolling he won

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Hellogirl1 Mon 23-Nov-20 23:53:30

There was a cheesemaker from Rhyl
Who lived on the top of a hill
Cheese rolling he won
Thought it was such fun

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FarNorth Tue 24-Nov-20 01:37:53

There was a cheesemaker from Rhyl
Who lived on the top of a hill
Cheese rolling he won
Thought it was such fun
Much better than popping a pill.

He also liked playing trombone

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Nov-20 07:54:41

He also liked playing trombone
Making friends listen on the phone

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henetha Tue 24-Nov-20 10:36:13

He also liked playing trombone
Making friends listen on the phone
They all plugged their ears

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Nov-20 12:36:58

He also like playing trombone
Making friends listen on the phone
They all plugged their ears
And stifled their tears

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FarNorth Tue 24-Nov-20 15:25:02

He also like playing trombone
Making friends listen on the phone
They all plugged their ears
And stifled their tears
They were all too polite to moan.

They said "Why not join a brass band?"

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crazyH Tue 24-Nov-20 16:01:13

They said "Why not join a brass band?"
And travel to a far off land

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Nov-20 18:05:28

They said "Why not join a brass band?"
And travel to a far off land
They’d be so impressed

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Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:05:09

They said "Why not join a brass band?"
And travel to a far off land
They`d be so impressed
If only in jest

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Elrel Wed 25-Nov-20 00:23:30

They said "Why not join a brass band?"
And travel to a far off land
They`d be so impressed
If only in jest
When he blew away desert sand.

There was a pretty young woman

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FarNorth Wed 25-Nov-20 02:32:40

There was a pretty young woman
Who would say "How do ye do, man?"

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henetha Wed 25-Nov-20 10:22:13

There was a pretty young woman
Who would say "How do ye do, man?"
One followed her home

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