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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Nov-20 11:50:43

There was a pretty young woman
Who would say, "Hoe do ye do, man?"
One followed her home
His name was Jerome

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FarNorth Wed 25-Nov-20 13:14:06

There was a pretty young woman
Who would say, "How do ye do, man?"
One followed her home
His name was Jerome
Until she said "Go on, Shoo! man"

There once was a gnome on a toadstool

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Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 23:40:28

There once was a gnome on a toadstool
Whose mates said he looked such a damned fool

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FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 00:06:40

There once was a gnome on a toadstool
Whose mates said he looked such a damned fool
So he got new mates

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 00:26:09

There once was a gnome on a toadstool
Whose mates said he looked such a damned fool
So he got new mates
Had some double dates

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 15:21:10

There once was a gnome on a toadstool
Whose mates said he looked such a damned fool
So he got new mates
Had some double dates
Not now open to ridicule

Just a month to the shortest day

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FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 17:50:22

Just a month to the shortest day
Then happy times soon on the way

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 18:46:51

Just a month to the shortest day
Then happy times soon on the way
It will be so good

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henetha Fri 27-Nov-20 11:03:20

Just a month to the shortest day
Then happy times soon on the way
It will be so good
To be back how we should

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Nov-20 12:18:19

Just a month to the shortest day
Then happy times soon on the way
It will be so good
To be back how we should
Perhaps we'll all go out and play.

There was a superstitious lad

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FarNorth Fri 27-Nov-20 12:37:08

There was a superstitious lad
Who thought black cats were really bad

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Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Nov-20 20:27:14

There was a superstitious lad
Who thought black cats were really bad
That they all lived with witches

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Nov-20 06:49:00

There was a superstitious lad
Who thought black cats were really bad
And lived with witches
Who stored up riches

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henetha Sat 28-Nov-20 12:09:40

There was a superstitious lad
Who thought black cats were really bad
And lived with witches
Who stored up riches
But were really lonely and sad.

He was wrong, witches are great gals

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FarNorth Sat 28-Nov-20 12:27:44

He was wrong, witches are great gals
Who party all night with their pals

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crazyH Sat 28-Nov-20 17:32:30

He was wrong, witches are great gals
Who party all night with their pals
Fly on their broomsticks

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Nov-20 07:31:38

He was wrong, witches are great gals
Who party all night with their pals
Fly on their broomsticks
Perform magic tricks

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henetha Sun 29-Nov-20 11:53:58

He was wrong, witches are great gals
Who party all night with their pals
Fly on their broomsticks
Perform magic tricks
And wear lovely black fal-de-rals.

A lady from London called Lou

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Nov-20 12:11:25

A lady from London called Lou
Had a home with a palace view

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FarNorth Sun 29-Nov-20 12:16:40

A lady from London called Lou
Had a home with a palace view
One day, looking out,

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Hellogirl1 Sun 29-Nov-20 15:45:13

A lady from London called Lou
Had a home with a palace view
One day, looking out,
She saw, without doubt,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Nov-20 09:00:32

A lady from London called Lou
Had a home with a palace view
One day, looking out
She saw, without doubt
A pig fly by, she'd had a few ...

Too many bevies, that's not wise

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henetha Mon 30-Nov-20 10:38:27

Too many bevies, that's not wise
I must stop 'cos I've doubled in size

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FarNorth Mon 30-Nov-20 12:46:49

Too many bevies, that's not wise
I must stop 'cos I've doubled in size
I'll go for a jog

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Nov-20 12:51:04

Too many bevies, that's not wise
I must stop 'cos I've doubled in size
I'll go for a jog
And drag the poor dog

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