Limericks 16

I wish I’d achieved just one skill
I got sacked for breaking the till,
Better than stealing

I wish I'd achieved just one skill
I got sacked for breaking the till
Better than stealing
But I'm still reeling

I wish I'd achieved just one skill
I got sacked for breaking the till
Better than stealing
But I'm still reeling
From my job at the flour mill

My glasses, with flour they were coated

My glasses with flour they were coated
All the other girls stood there and gloated

All the other girls stood there and gloated
Whilst we were so sadly demoted

My glasses with flour they were coated
All the other girls stood there and gloateD
My tears mixed with flour

My glasses with flour they were coated
All the other girls stood there and gloateD
My tears mixed with flour
I needed a shower

My glasses with flour they were coated
All the other girls stood there and gloated
My tears mixed with flour
I needed a shower
I yelled out loud, fully throated.

Then that nice young man from accounts

Then that nice young man from accounts
Thought now was the time to announce

Then that nice young man from accounts
Thought now was the time to announce
He`d just got engaged

Then that nice young man from accounts
Thought now was the time to announce
He`d just got engaged
To comely Miss Sage

Then that nice young man from accounts
Thought now was the time to announce
He`d just got engaged
To comely Miss Sage
'Cos she's got bosoms which bounce.

She's a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty

She's a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty
And he feels proud of his booty

She`s a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty
And he feels proud of his booty
But she`s clever tha knows

She`s a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty
And he feels proud of his booty
But she`s clever tha knows
She keeps on her toes

She`s a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty
And he feels proud of his booty
But she`s clever tha knows
She keeps on her toes,
She's a street wise little cutey.

She knows which side her bread's buttered

She knows which side her bread's buttered
As her thick eyelashes she fluttered

She knows which side her bread's buttered
As her thick eyelashes she fluttered
She has played the field

Kept her blue eyes peeled

She knows which side her bread's buttered
As her thick eyelashes she fluttered
She has played the field
Kept her blue eyes peeled

She knows which side her bread's buttered
As her thick eyelashes she fluttered
She has played the field
Kept her blue eyes peeled
For the catch of the day, Mr Mustard

He lived in a mansion and drove a red Rolls

He lived in a mansion and drove a red Rolls
With a liveried chauffeur at the controls

He lived in a mansion and drove a red Rolls
With a liveried chauffeur at the controls,
He's hot stuff, she thought

He lived in a mansion and drove a red Rolls
With a liveried chauffeur at the controls,
He's hot stuff, she thought
But has he been caught?

He lived in a mansion and drove a red Rolls
With a liveried chauffeur at the controls,
He's hot stuff, she thought
But has he been caught?
Like a fish from one of those shoals?

His Roller drew up at her door