Limericks 16

Perhaps I should invest in a corset
It might mean I have to force it
Squeeze in to be slim
Shove my boobs near my chin
And shove my belly right down to Dorset!

A posh name for a corset`s a girdle
And in Dorset there's a Durdle

A posh name for a corset`s a girdle
And in Dorset there's a Durdle,
My mum called 'em 'stays'

A posh name for a corset's a girdle
And in Dorset there's a Durdle
My mum called 'em 'stays'
Their strength will amaze

A posh name for a corset's a girdle
And in Dorset there's a Durdle
My mum called 'em 'stays'
Their strength will amaze
Putting them on is a hurdle!

Hope that ‘fashion’ never returns

A posh name for a corset`s a girdle
Getting into it is a hurdle

A posh name for a closet’s a girdle
Getting into it is a hurdle
But if you want to look slim

A posh name for a closet’s a girdle
Getting into it is a hurdle
But if you want to look slim
Have a waist that’s trim

You're off on a wrong turning CrazyH.

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A posh name for a corset's a girdle
And in Dorset there's a Durdle
My mum called 'em 'stays'
Their strength will amaze
Putting them on is a hurdle!

Hope that ‘fashion’ never returns

Hope that ‘fashion’ never returns
Causing us grumbles and gurns

Hope that fashion never returns
Causing us grumbles and gurns
We pulled and we pushed

Hope that fashion never returns
Causing us grumbles and gurns
We pulled and we pushed
By 'eck I'm quite bushed

But it’s very good fun trying
Just don’t fall over trying

Hope that fashion never returns
Causing us grumbles and gurns
We pulled and we pushed
By 'eck I'm quite bushed
Because I'm one who never learns!

Today we let it all hang out

Today we let it all hang out
Tune in, drop out old hippies about
The Summer of love is long in the past

nanna8 I hope you won’t mind me changing your line a bit to keep it more to the limerick rhythm of 8,8,5,5,8

Today we let it all hang out
Tune in, drop out old hippies about
Summer of love’s long past
Some benefits last

in fact, I meant to shorten it more ?

Today we let it all hang out
Tune in, drop out old hippies about
Summer of love’s past
Some benefits last

Today we let it all hang out
Tune in, drop out old hippies about
Summer of love’s past
Some benefits last
But now comes the winter of doubt

We live in an era of change

We live in an era of change
When everything could rearrange

We live in an era of change
When everything could rearrange
No-one knows what's next

We live in an era of change
When everything could rearrange
No-one knows what's next
Or what its effects

We live in an era of change
When everything could rearrange
No-one knows what's next
Or what its effects
But my poor dog still has the mange.

I'll take him to that famous vet

I'll take him to that famous vet
But it'll cost thousands I'll bet

Some really good treatment to get

I'll take him to that famous vet
But it'll cost thousands I'll bet
It's lucky I'm rich

I'll take him to that famous vet
But it'll cost thousands I'll bet
It's lucky I'm rich
But no way a bitch