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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Hellogirl1 Tue 19-Jan-21 00:10:10

Then back he went to his chalet
Preparing to watch the ballet

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crazyH Tue 19-Jan-21 00:22:31

Then back he went to his chalet
Preparing to watch the ballet
A blizzard that night

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FarNorth Tue 19-Jan-21 02:54:06

Then back he went to his chalet
To do arabesque and plié

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nanna8 Tue 19-Jan-21 04:17:51

Then back he went to his chalet
Preparing to watch the ballet
A blizzard that night
Extinguished the light

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FarNorth Tue 19-Jan-21 04:37:46

Then back he went to his chalet
Preparing to watch the ballet
A blizzard that night
Extinguished the light
So he phoned up his pal Sally.

He said "This weather is ghastly"

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nanna8 Tue 19-Jan-21 09:14:44

He said “ This weather is ghastly”
But I’d like a Cornish pasty

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Juliet27 Tue 19-Jan-21 16:47:00

He said “ This weather is ghastly”
But I’d like a Cornish pasty
Though fondue would do

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crazyH Tue 19-Jan-21 16:57:17

He said “ This weather is ghastly”
But I’d like a Cornish pasty
Though fondue would do
Cheese and peppers too

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Hellogirl1 Tue 19-Jan-21 23:09:34

He said "This weather is ghastly"
But I`d like a Cornish pasty
Though fondue would do
Cheese and peppers too
Hopefully won`t be too nasty

Myself I prefer fish and chips

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 00:20:07

Myself I prefer fish and chips
I do like to include some dips

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nanna8 Wed 20-Jan-21 07:57:18

Myself I prefer fish and chips
I do like to include some dips
Greek cuisine tastes good

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henetha Wed 20-Jan-21 10:55:44

Myself I prefer fish and chips
I do like to include some dips
Greek cuisine tastes good
I like a nice pud

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 11:04:31

Myself I prefer fish and chips
I do like to include some dips
Greek cuisine tastes good
I like a nice pud
And a glass of Pino, for ‘sips’

I have the patience of a saint

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jan-21 13:22:25

I have the patience of a saint
But rash types think that's so quaint

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 15:55:59

I have the patience of a saint
But rash types think that's so quaint
It is a virtue

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jan-21 15:57:29

I have the patience of a saint
But rash types think that's so quaint
They want all right now

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Jan-21 14:09:54

I have the patience of a saint
But rash types think that's so quaint
They want all right now
What fate will allow

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Jan-21 16:32:18

I have the patience of a saint
But rash types think that's so quaint
They want all right now
What fate will allow
We really must learn more constraint.

More birdsong means spring’s on its way

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FarNorth Fri 22-Jan-21 21:35:41

More birdsong means spring’s on its way
With many a beautiful day

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Hellogirl1 Fri 22-Jan-21 23:17:55

More birdsong means spring`s on it`s way
With many a beautiful day
Washing back on the line

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nanna8 Fri 22-Jan-21 23:28:20

More birdsong means spring’s on its way
With many a beautiful day
Washing back on the line
A nice glass of wine

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Hellogirl1 Sun 24-Jan-21 00:18:50

More birdsong means spring`s on it`s way
With many a beautiful day
Washing back on the line
A nice glass of wine
And surfing pages of Ebay

I`m looking for something that`s cheap

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FarNorth Sun 24-Jan-21 09:47:53

I`m looking for something that`s cheap
And maybe could help me to sleep

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 24-Jan-21 11:53:40

I'm looking for something that's cheap
And maybe could help me to sleep
I need more 'shut eye'

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nanna8 Sun 24-Jan-21 12:17:18

I’m looking for something that’s cheap
And maybe could help me to sleep
I need more ‘shut eye’
It’s hard but I try

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