Limericks 16

I’m looking for something that’s cheap
And maybe could help me to sleep
I need more ‘shut eye’
It’s hard but I try,
I'm so tired of counting those sheep.

My doctor's too busy for this

My doctor`s too busy for this
I tried to tempt him with a kiss

My doctor`s too busy for this
I tried to tempt him with a kiss
He distanced himself

My doctor`s too busy for this
I tried to tempt him with a kiss
He distanced himself
Protecting his health

My doctor`s too busy for this
I tried to tempt him with a kiss
He distanced himself
Protecting his health
In my attempt I was remiss.

When the fair used to. come to town

When the fair used to come to town
Far and wide it enjoyed renown

When the fair used to come to town
Far and wide it enjoyed renown
The swing boats were great

When the fair used to come to town
Far and wide it enjoyed renown
The swing boats were great
I flew high with my mate

When the fair used to come to town
Far and wide it enjoyed renown
The swing boats were great
I flew high with my mate
Thankfully I never fell down.

The big wheel was my favourite thing

The big wheel was my favourite thing
Up high and feeling like a king

The big wheel was my favourite thing
Up high and feeling like a king
It stopped at the top

The big wheel was my favourite thing
Up high and feeling like a king
It stopped at the top
We’d wait for the drop

The big wheel was my favourite thing
Up high and feeling like a king
It stopped at the top
We'd wait for the drop
Thats when he proposed with a ring!


Now what will my answer be

Now what will my answer be,
He's handsome and rich, I agree

Now what will my answer be,
He's handsome and rich, I agree
But we’re still so young

Now what will my answer be,
He's handsome and rich, I agree
But we're still so young
He's so highly strung

Now what will my answer be,
He's handsome and rich, I agree
But we're still so young
He's so highly strung
I think I'll just stay fancy free.

My wish is to be free as air

My wish is to be free as air
With neither a worry or care

My wish is to be free as air
With neither a worry or care
I’d run and I’d jump

My wish is to be free as air
With neither a worry or care
I’d run and I’d jump
Skip over that stump

My wish is to be free as air
With neither a worry or care
I`d run and I`d jump
Skip over that stump
Whilst we are playing truth or dare

I know if proved to be daring

I know if proved to be daring
I'd travel the world without caring

I know if proved to be daring
I'd travel the world without caring
But I’ve feet of clay

I know if I proved to be daring
I'd travel the world without caring
But I've feet of clay
At home I shall stay

I know if I proved to be daring
I'd travel the world without caring
But I've feet of clay
At home I shall stay
At the walls I’ll be staring.

That’s why this lockdown suits me well