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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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nanna8 Mon 08-Feb-21 05:50:22

His trophy he brought for all to see
Wish we hadn’t been eating tea
Clutched in his fangs
A budgie of Mam’s

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henetha Mon 08-Feb-21 10:38:39

His trophy he brought for all to see
Wish we hadn’t been eating tea
Clutched in his fangs
A budgie of Mam’s
And the rabbit from number 3.

Mam grabbed a broomstick and yelled

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Feb-21 13:52:13

Man grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 14:01:34

Man grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"
“you’re not coming near”

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 18:38:49

Mam grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"
“You’re not coming near”
'Or I'll whack your rear"

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 19:10:10

Mam grabbed a broomstick and yelled
"Tom Tiddles, your hunting be quelled!"
“You’re not coming near”
'Or I'll whack your rear"
Your enthuse , very soon will be felled

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left

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henetha Tue 09-Feb-21 10:32:20

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking sad and rather bereft

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libra10 Tue 09-Feb-21 10:36:55

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking sad and rather bereft
He had won an award

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 10:55:24

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking sad and rather bereft
He had won an award
But got no reward

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Feb-21 13:39:49

Poor Tom, with his trophy he left
Looking as and rather bereft
He had won an award
But got no reward
At hunting at which he was deft.

So he ran outside with his quarry

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FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 15:57:05

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 16:02:10

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie
She darted indoors

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Feb-21 22:24:04

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie
She darted indoors
Came out on all fours

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Feb-21 08:03:56

So he ran outside with his quarry
Which startled my neighbour Miss Florrie
She darted indoors
Came out on all fours
It’s now a detective story

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab

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henetha Thu 11-Feb-21 10:12:43

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab

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nanna8 Thu 11-Feb-21 10:27:19

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab
It didn’t hurt much

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crazyH Thu 11-Feb-21 10:45:22

Hooray I’ve now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab
It didn’t hurt much
No swelling as such

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Feb-21 12:02:53

Hooray I've now had the first jab
A good one from a trusted lab
It' didn't hurt much
No swelling as such
With the needle just a quick stab.

A young volunteer in his scrubs

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Hellogirl1 Thu 11-Feb-21 23:15:03

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs

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crazyH Thu 11-Feb-21 23:16:59

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs
Sharp needle in hand

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FarNorth Fri 12-Feb-21 00:55:37

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs
Sharp needle in hand
Gave one crisp command

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henetha Fri 12-Feb-21 12:17:48

A young volunteer in his scrubs
Looking like he`d just left the cubs
Sharp needle in hand
Gave one crisp command,
Go home now and don't go near pubs.

There's a tree blown down in our road

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Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Feb-21 22:06:27

There`s a tree blown down in our road
We thought chopped up would make a load

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henetha Sat 13-Feb-21 10:27:54

There`s a tree blown down in our road
We thought chopped up would make a load
Of logs for the fire

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 10:57:00

There`s a tree blown down in our road
We thought chopped up would make a load
Of logs for the fire
Which we could admire

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