Limericks 16

The birds will start nesting soon
Small creatures will dance with the moon
Gnats will start biting

The birds will start nesting soon
Small creatures will dance with the moon
Gnats will start biting
Males will start fighting

The birds will start nesting soon
Small creatures will dance with the moon
Gnats will start biting
Males will start fighting
And flowers will bloom, what a boon.

I'm going to re-write my Will

I'm going to re-write my Will
It’s going to be upset greedy Bill

I'm going to re-write my Will
It's going to upset greedy Bill
It's my decision

I'm going to re-write my Will
It's going to upset greedy Bill
It's my decision
My wealth division

I`m going to re-write my will
It`s going to upset greedy Bill
It`s my decision
My wealth division
Before I go o`er Rainbow Hill

Will folk miss me when I am gone?

Will folk miss me when I am gone?
Will memories of me live on

Will folk miss me when I am gone?
Will memories of me live on,
I'll haunt you if not

Will folk miss me when I am gone?
Will memories of me live on,
I'll haunt you if not
Steal your pepper pot

Will folk miss me when I am gone?
Will memories of me live on
I’ll haunt you if not
Steal your pepper pot
And maybe you’ll join me anon

It’s a wide empty world out there

It’s a wide empty world out there
I’d love to travel, got to be by Air

It’s a wide empty world out there
I’d love to travel, must be by Air
But more views by train

It’s a wide empty world out there
I’d love to travel, must be by Air
But more views by train
Beautiful terrain

It’s a wide empty world out there
I’d love to travel, must be by Air
But more views by train
Beautiful terrain
Pleasures for passengers to share

Joys to come when moving again

Joys to come when moving again
My excitement is on the wane

Joys to come when moving again
My excitement is on the wane
I'll just wait and see

Joys to come when moving again
My excitement is on the wane
I'll just wait and see
What will be, will be

Joys to come when moving again
My excitement is on the wane
I'll just wait and see
What will be, will be
Meanwhile, I must try to keep sane.

I said to Tom Tiddles the cat

I said to Tom Tiddles the cat
Do you like sitting on the mat?

I said to Tom Tiddles the cat
Do you like sitting on the mat?
As long as the fire glows

I said to Tom Tiddles the cat
Do you like sitting on the mat?
As long as fire glows
And heats up my toes

I said to Tom Tiddles the cat
Do you like sitting on the mat?
As long as fire glows
And heats up my toes
And then he chased after a rat.

His trophy he brought for all to see

His trophy he brought for all to see
Wish we hadn`t been eating tea

His trophy he brought for all to see
Wish we hadn't been eating tea
Clutched in his fangs