Limericks 16

That was a very windy night ?
Howling noises gave me a fright
Cat jumped into bed
I was filled with dread
I held on to Kitty quite tight

I dream of going down to the beach

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach
Fish, chips, mushy peas

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach
Fish, chips, mushy peas
Sun bathing at ease

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach
Fish, chips, mushy peas
Sun bathing at ease
But I won’t go while rules I’d breach

If ever this virus is gone

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there'll be few, or none

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there'll be few, or none
I'll take myself off

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there`ll be few, or none
I`ll take myself off,
No need to scoff

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there`ll be few, or none
I`ll take myself off,
No need to scoff
But I’d like to feel that we’d won

There’s never been a year like this

There’s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss

There’s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss
Wake up when it's gone

There’s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss
Wake up when it's gone
And sing a new song

There`s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss
Wake up when it`s gone
And sing a new song
Oh, that surely would be just bliss

I`m on pins to get my hair done

I’m on pins to get my hair done
I’d never planned to have a bun

I’m on pins to get my hair done
I’d never planned to have a bun
The knot does not suit

I’m on pins to get my hair done
I’d never planned to have a bun
The knot does not suit,
I'm fluffy and cute,

I'm on pins to get my hair done
I'd never planned to have a bun
The knot does not suit
I'm fluffy and cute
As 'cut it yourself' I do shun.

There's a big prize on the lotto

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto
Never been lucky

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto
Never been lucky
Try to be plucky

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto
Never been lucky
Try to be plucky
So instead I'll make a risotto.

I've nothing to do now but eat

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat
A pizza or two ?

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat
A pizza or two
Ooh yes dear please do

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat
A pizza or two
Ooh yes dear please do
But I’d rather have veg and meat

Since childhood our menus have changed