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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 15:14:47

That was a very windy night ?
Howling noises gave me a fright
Cat jumped into bed
I was filled with dread
I held on to Kitty quite tight

I dream of going down to the beach

Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 15:50:34

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach

crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 15:54:14

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach
Fish, chips, mushy peas

FarNorth Thu 11-Mar-21 20:21:19

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach
Fish, chips, mushy peas
Sun bathing at ease

Juliet27 Fri 12-Mar-21 07:17:48

I dream of going down to the beach
That pleasure still feels out of reach
Fish, chips, mushy peas
Sun bathing at ease
But I won’t go while rules I’d breach

If ever this virus is gone

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Mar-21 13:05:13

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there'll be few, or none

Grany Fri 12-Mar-21 20:59:38

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there'll be few, or none
I'll take myself off

Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Mar-21 21:45:22

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there`ll be few, or none
I`ll take myself off,
No need to scoff

Juliet27 Fri 12-Mar-21 21:55:06

If ever this virus is gone
And its germs, there`ll be few, or none
I`ll take myself off,
No need to scoff
But I’d like to feel that we’d won

There’s never been a year like this

crazyH Fri 12-Mar-21 22:26:37

There’s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss

henetha Sat 13-Mar-21 11:32:14

There’s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss
Wake up when it's gone

Grany Sun 14-Mar-21 20:03:38

There’s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss
Wake up when it's gone
And sing a new song

Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Mar-21 23:48:04

There`s never been a year like this
Would have liked to give it a miss
Wake up when it`s gone
And sing a new song
Oh, that surely would be just bliss

I`m on pins to get my hair done

Juliet27 Mon 15-Mar-21 06:46:47

I’m on pins to get my hair done
I’d never planned to have a bun

crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 08:49:04

I’m on pins to get my hair done
I’d never planned to have a bun
The knot does not suit

henetha Mon 15-Mar-21 11:32:09

I’m on pins to get my hair done
I’d never planned to have a bun
The knot does not suit,
I'm fluffy and cute,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Mar-21 12:25:15

I'm on pins to get my hair done
I'd never planned to have a bun
The knot does not suit
I'm fluffy and cute
As 'cut it yourself' I do shun.

There's a big prize on the lotto

FarNorth Mon 15-Mar-21 12:51:56

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto

crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 13:18:07

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto
Never been lucky

FarNorth Tue 16-Mar-21 01:50:33

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto
Never been lucky
Try to be plucky

henetha Tue 16-Mar-21 10:29:52

There's a big prize on the lotto
But I can't do it, I'm blotto
Never been lucky
Try to be plucky
So instead I'll make a risotto.

I've nothing to do now but eat

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Mar-21 11:29:00

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat

crazyH Tue 16-Mar-21 11:34:15

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat
A pizza or two ?

Grany Tue 16-Mar-21 21:36:29

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat
A pizza or two
Ooh yes dear please do

Juliet27 Wed 17-Mar-21 07:04:06

I've nothing to do now but eat
So I'll switch on the oven to heat
A pizza or two
Ooh yes dear please do
But I’d rather have veg and meat

Since childhood our menus have changed

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